Can’t get enough of your f-cking
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According to US Weekly, Katy Perry and John Mayer went out for dinner on the weekend. Then he followed her back to her place in LA. Where they spent the rest of the night reading to each other and writing new songs. Or… f-cking.
Probably f-cking, right?
The magazine’s source says that it’s not an official reconciliation but that they’re on their way. It would be the third round for them. They broke up the second time almost a year ago, in February. And she went on to deal with Diplo. The last we heard from Diplo he was trying to pick a fight with Katy’s enemy Taylor Swift – click here for a refresher. F-cking loser.
You’d think though that normally that kind of prick behaviour would be a turn-on for Katy Perry. Why wouldn’t she stick around?
Sienna Miller and Jude Law were like this too. Unfinished. When it happens like this, when it repeats itself over and over again, even though you know it won’t end well, you can’t help your stupid self. You still need that answer, as terrible as it ends up being. Or, in Sienna and Jude’s case, once the sexual chemistry wore off, as boring as it ends up being.
Katy Perry and John Mayer never had the chance to get bored of having sex with each other.
Also, she’s playing halftime at the Super Bowl and, well, the halftime performers almost always bring surprise guests along with them.
Don’t you think John Mayer, famewhore that he is, would want that spotlight?