Hormone Convention

July 24, 2009 07:20:43 Posted at July 24, 2009 07:20:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor!!!!!!!!

Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you but that’s their excuse to look at each other! Keep talking Taylor! They’re having sex with their eyes, OMG OMG OMG, nothing can get in the way of their love, their chemistry.

Wait… did you see that? DID YOU SEE THAT??? Rob just rubbed his pinky finger. It means something. What does it mean? what does it mean? WHAT? WHAT?

Is he sending her signals?

OMG.

F-ck me.

Remember when they touched hands in the car in the movie? That’s their sign. That’s their sign for let’s hook up in the car later.

Robsten is hooking up in the car later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What?

What did that journalist just say?

Summit said NO personal questions! why? why is this reporter asking about their “off screen chemistry”. it’s so rude!

We just care about the MOVIE! We want to know about New Moon! That’s all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s just so ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

F-cking reporters – they ask the dumbest questions.

Assholes! Now Robsten will be even more shy around each other! Hate the press!

Can’t wait for the panel to start.

I can feel their ENERGY! They’re just dying to go back to the hotel and f-ck!

And who wouldn’t want to f-ck him? Look at him. Look at his perfect angel’s face, the face that haunts her dreams, and keeps her up at night. Don’t worry Robsten! You can be together again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will support you!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They played the clip with him taking his shirt off. OMG OMG OMG I’m dying so hard right now, you don’t even understand OK? you don’t even understand!
The panel’s over. Gotta get to the screenings. The cast is visiting every screening theatre.

GET OUT OF MY WAY PEOPLE. If I miss out on Rob I will f-cking kick your ass! What the f-ck pregnant woman, MOVE YOURSELF!!!

I just had to tear out a bitch’s extensions to get this seat. I need to get close enough to feel Kristen’s vaginal pulses towards Rob.

ROBSTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the f-ck???

Nikki Reed is here?

That fat f-cking c-nt! Ugly f-cking hag! Bitch whore!

WAIT.

WHY IS KRISTEN HUGGING HER!!!!!!!!

Don’t let her back into your life Kristen. Don’t let her come between you and Rob. Don’t let the darkness spoil the light of your pure love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Rob is talking. He’s introducing the movie and thanking us.

WE LOVE YOU ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact. Just make eye contact.

We were made for each other…

But they don't know you like I know you Rob, no one does
They don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me Rob, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. We should be together too



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