Smutty Social Media, April 12, 2017
Conan and Andy know that this face is the joke.
Kelly Rowland wrote a book called Whoa, Baby!: A Guide For New Moms Who Feel Overwhelmed and Freaked Out. I feel like this is a short window for a reader – new mom with one baby. Or maybe that’s my perspective because of having two kids, I avoid non-fiction books about parenting and motherhood in my downtime.
I looked up a story on this margarita – CBD isn’t the same THC. It’s from hemp not the flower, but apparently it does make you feel warm and calm. Great gimmick.
Alanis’s bedside table looks exactly how you would expect it to look: crystals, essential oils, a spirituality book and a stone heart.
I really need Sarah to review Unforgettable. It looks awful.
Zoe Kravitz cut her hair, which led me to think about season 2 of Big Little Lies. I can see why it would need to focus on Bonnie. As Angelica Jade Bastién wrote for Vulture, Bonnie was the most underwritten character of the series. What would she have been without Zoe’s screen presence?
Coachella season is coming. But will someone like Bella Thorne snatch Vanessa Hudgens’s “dress like an asshole” flower crown?
Tom’s pimping his meal plan with beluga lentil tacos.
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