Smutty Social Media, April 4, 2016
It’s so hard to get mad/stay mad at a dog. Do you think they know that you are trying not to laugh? Of course they do, the sneaky buggers.
I tried to use my low, serious voice like I was taught. But while my husband and I listened lazily in the other room (thinking she couldn't do THAT much damage, plus she doesn't eat stuffing whenever a toy meets its end), this is what Moxie did to her dog bed. When I finally went to see what she had done, I found it so hilariously disastrous that I had trouble being mad. #WhatDidYouDo #ParentingInPJs
When are they going to let Britney retire and move to Hawaii?
This is how I know I’m lazy: Laura Prepon is climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro and I’m half heartedly looking at a spin class schedule for the week.
I’ll take a climate change opinion from Chachi as readily as I’d take vaccine advice from Dr. Jenny McCarthy.
Wow, the temperature changed 1 degree in 150 years. I guess you all should leave the planet. I'll pay for the shuttle!— Scott Baio (@ScottBaio) April 4, 2016
The Beckhams are fine, thank god.
Love this dress on Tracee Ellis Ross (and I’m actively ignoring the shoe choice).
Do you think The Weeknd has a food taster in his security detail?
The weekend has more security at the Junos then our former prime minister. Just FYI— jann arden (@jannarden) April 3, 2016
Iron Man looks kind of dorky on a plastic sled.
Oh look Kaley Cuoco got a squad.
Lainey’s obsession is flexible.