Smutty Social Media, August 15, 2016
Joanna and I have been emailing back and forth about Drake’s “mature woman” crushes. Sarah Silverman and Shania Twain – Drizzy has good taste. Do you think Rihanna teases him about it?
Joker doesn’t take selfies, but the Third Best Joker does.
Monthly birthdays can only last until the 1 year mark. No one gives a sh-t about a 19 month birthday because it’s not a real thing.
Why are people freaking out about Hugh Jackman looking “old”? He’s 47. This is what people look like. Have we become so averse to what “real” people look like that when a celebrity looks their age we have to ask if they are sick?
Because you still have your pick of scripts, that’s why.
I spent the morning biting my fingernails down to jagged stumps. Why has no one contacted me about starting a lifestyle blog?— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 11, 2016
This week on Criminal Minds, Shemar Moore sued a former friend for embezzlement and his old co-star got fired for kicking a writer. Are CBS shows (like Two and a Half Men, The Good Wife) more prone to behind the scenes cast drama?
Rob Lowe thinks Tom Hiddleston looks like his brother Chad went on a vegan diet.
Kate Hudson, Aziz Ansari, Chris Rock… these are just a few of the Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo posts I’ve seen today. Who needs a marketing budget?
Do you keep up with Joanne the Scammer? “I love robbery and fraud” is one of the best things to come out of Twitter. The Fader just did a fantastic story on the person behind the online persona – read it here. And since we are living for Selena today, let’s include a video she “liked”. [Warning: Major NSFW language.] “I have upgraded my lifestyle. I am living a Caucasian. Girl, it’s 9:30 and I’m watching Law & Order SVU just like a Caucasian.”
Selena liked this video on Instagram! pic.twitter.com/sV9LImmfyX— Selena Gomez Source (@GomezSource) August 15, 2016
Hailey Baldwin is obviously weighing in on the amazing Justin and Selena drama. But I can’t be sure whose side she is taking. Also, I’ve noticed that a few Instagram posts by Selena, Hailey and Sofia Richie can’t receive comments – there’s no option to post them. Our site coordinator Emily tracked down the reason: Instagram is doing beta testing on “high volume” accounts, giving them the option to moderate/turn off comments. They should call it the Belieber Filter.