Smutty Social Media, August 17, 2016

August 17, 2016 18:18:55 Posted at August 17, 2016 18:18:55
Maria Posted by Maria

Brazilian authorities tried to seize Ryan Lochte’s passport because they think he’s lying about this robbery, but he is already back in the US. What the actual f-ck is going on? It’s a Gone Girl Olympics Scandal.

Could Katy Perry have her eye on a shoe empire? Shoes are what really accelerated Jessica Simpson’s brand. And while Jessica focuses on populist styles (peep-toe wedges), Katy seems to be going for mass-market quirky without the Moschino or Marc Jacobs price tag.

I know Chris Pratt was just on here yesterday and Sarah wrote about him today, but I would be remiss not to include this video of Courtney Love jamming in Anna and Chris’s kitchen after appearing on Anna’s podcast, Unqualified. I think Chris is wiping away a tear. Which makes me like, love?, him even more.


jammin with @annafaris @prattprattpratt

A video posted by Courtney Love Cobain (@courtneylove) on

Again, Madonna was just on here yesterday for her birthday but it’s Madonna and Debi Mazar!!! I am here for this.


Muy Caliente in Havana! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on

Chris Martin shows up on G’s Instagram, again. In the Derek Blasberg piece from New York Magazine, G mentioned that she asks Derek for caption advice. I bet he came up with this one. He’s super into rhyming.



A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) on

Did you know Emma Heming, Bruce Willis’s wife, is a lifestyle blogger? The posts are very basic – coconut oil for hair, jet lag remedies, yogurt bark. I guess everyone needs a hobby.


Last minute sightseeing on our way to the airport. What a cityโฃ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น #memoriesmade

A photo posted by Emma Heming Willis (@emmahemingwillis) on

Kelly Rowland’s fans are called the “Rowland Stones.” Worst nickname ever.

No one appreciates the power of hometown love more than Drake. And who else in Detroit but Eminem, who looks hot here. I think that needs a question mark, but I’m not sure. I’m never sure with him.


Views from The Joe. #WelcometoDetroit Photo cred: @jeremydeputat

A photo posted by Marshall Mathers (@eminem) on


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