Smutty Social Media, December 1, 2016
I want to know what Abel and Lenny were doing at 5:15 am in Paris.
A night at the theatre with Angela Lansbury.
At last nights opening of the wonderful production of "Merrily We Roll Along" I got to sit next to this amazing woman. Needless to say I took full advantage of our time together. Who needs to go to the bathroom at intermission when you are sitting next to Angela Lansbury? #Mame #HeyWhatsYourRushWhatsYourHurry #bedknobsandbroomsticks #JessicaFletcher
Judd Apatow is making a documentary about Garry Shandling.
Imagine the epic trash-talking and gossip sessions these three have behind closed doors.
Hailey Baldwin is wearing 70s glasses too and I hate them. I call them Pedo Glasses.
Remember when Dan Humphrey made The New Yorker’s “20 under 20” (which is obviously not a real thing).
Gossip / Gilmore / Girls spinoff that's just Dan, Rory and Hannah getting a tutorial on how publishing actually works— Zan Romanoff (@zanopticon) November 30, 2016
Jennifer Lawrence is to Chris Pratt’s Instagram feed what “Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time” is to Jimmy Kimmel.