Smutty Social Media, January 13, 2016
Chelsea Handler is back in work mode, so no more topless shots? Or more topless shots? I don’t even remember what a working Chelsea Handler is like, except calling Angelina a c-nt.
These two have a dick (or two) in common.
Harper Beckham is only 4 and already getting “excellent reading” stickers. I’d be outright bragging.
The “ghost” in the background of this shot looks like Cara Delevingne.
Salma Hayek cut her hair for a new comedy she’s starring in, and the good news is it’s with Alec Baldwin, not Adam Sandler.
I feel you, Kelly. More than you know.
Someone in my neighborhood just set off a firework when Leo won the golden globe. I'm only upset it wasn't me. #goldenglobes— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) January 11, 2016
A broadcast standards report from 1999 – no blow jobs and no poop.
The old days when we couldn't say poop on TV. pic.twitter.com/C7Q84AtymU— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) January 11, 2016
A private jet and a svelte shoulder, all is right in the world.