Smutty Social Media, January 13, 2016

January 13, 2016 21:52:08 Posted at January 13, 2016 21:52:08
Maria Posted by Maria

Chelsea Handler is back in work mode, so no more topless shots? Or more topless shots? I don’t even remember what a working Chelsea Handler is like, except calling Angelina a c-nt.


I'm back and I'm not fucking around. #NETFLIXJan23

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These two have a dick (or two) in common.

Harper Beckham is only 4 and already getting “excellent reading” stickers. I’d be outright bragging.


Excellent reading Harper!!X Good day at school!! #proudmummy X πŸ’«πŸ™πŸΌπŸ˜‡

A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) on

The “ghost” in the background of this shot looks like Cara Delevingne.


I have no idea what that is 😱freaky

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on

Salma Hayek cut her hair for a new comedy she’s starring in, and the good news is it’s with Alec Baldwin, not Adam Sandler.

I feel you, Kelly. More than you know.

A broadcast standards report from 1999 – no blow jobs and no poop.

A private jet and a svelte shoulder, all is right in the world.


"Flying high again" ... Duhhh It's a song 😘

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