Smutty Social Media, July 15, 2016
I’m including this because it’s a rare Sam Rockwell sighting on social media, and “Sammy Rocks” cracks me up.
Theo Rossi looking kinda hot playing bocce, which is a highly underrated summertime activity in that it requires zero physical exertion.
Gina Rodriguez looks good as a blonde AND pulls off those sunglasses.
The First Baby Mama of One Direction Briana Jungwirth is not pleased with the new photos of Louis Tomlinson and his girlfriend taking care of baby Freddie. This is the social media equivalent of taking off your shoes and earrings before a beat down.
You can pretend all you want but you will NEVER be my baby son's mother.— Briana Jungwirth (@realbjungwirth) July 14, 2016
Last year, Vogue did a story on the Gerber/Crawford’s family ritual of heading to Muskoka in the summer. She said there’s no “game face” at the lake. Do you think she feels that way about Lake Como, too?
Tripping in flip-flops is the worst and easy to do. (Lainey: I broke my arm in flip-flops!) I gave up flip flops except for when I’m at the beach and I don’t miss them at all.
But by blurring herself out, didn’t she actually make herself the focus of the picture? I don’t think that was her intention, but my eye went to her first.
I don’t think Jessica Chastain will be writing a HuffPo essay about being photographed while riding the subway. Partly because Jessica Chastain, two-time Oscar winner and one of the most in-demand actresses in Hollywood, chooses to be low-key and unrecognizable enough to ride the subway.
Annnnnd it’s been another garbage week in the world, so here’s Halle Berry in a meadow.