Smutty Social Media, May 31, 2016
Of course he couldn't resist the "you look familiar" bait. He loves telling people he's Scott Eastwood. But if someone has to ask, do they really know who you are? (And checking on free sunglasses on social media isn't cute.)
Lost my @persol sunglasses in austin last weekend. Had to go buy some at the mall today!!! Since they are handmade in italy i guess they are still making them for me over there. Hurry up and send me some more!!! Best sunglasses on the dam planet. Noquestion. P.s. as i was buying them this lovely lady who was helping me said. "You look so familiar. I just cant put my finger on it" i laughed and said. "People say i look like Scott Eastwood, except uglier"
For someone who chills out so much, Justin is really burnt out.
Zac is giving Tom Hardy some manspreading competition here.
Tori Spelling has partnered with a psychic hotline. Wonder if they’ve given her the heads up on The Deaner (c/o Michael K at Dlisted).
Nick Kroll throws subtle shade at Vin Diesel. I think Vin's response will be a Bad Blood lip synch video.
When the NBA meets Entourage.
This looks like a photo from an 80s hot rod calendar.
Honestly these swans/flamingos are not as carefree as they look, it's hard to get on and off. Taylor Swift made it all look so easy.
Victoria Beckham designed Eva Longoria's wedding dress. Love the simplicity, especially up top, and the fit is impeccable. Why do wedding dresses always have to have so much going on? The more the adornments, the more the cut seems to suffer. Like all the flash is supposed to make up for spillage up top.
If you want to feel old and uncool, watch this video of Zoe Kravitz dancing at a house party. Remember those?