Smutty Social Media, December 29, 2015
I’ve missed Aziz’s dad. And of course he loves a buffet, that’s Immigrant Dad 101.
Miley changed her hair!
Um, is Lindsay cutting off Dina? Her caption: “New Years resolution is #takingCareofMe and not my family” (sic to all). But at this point, what is there to be cut off from? The cash flow is minimal, her “work” consists of scrounging around for international millionaires to provide her with free clothes, bags and flights. Well, “free” is a relative term when it comes to Lindsay. And Tara Reid.
I wonder if Lainey would beat Patricia Heaton at mahjong.
Mah Jong is tearing our family apart. #christmasgames— Patricia Heaton (@PatriciaHeaton) December 24, 2015
#2015bestnine is trending on Instagram – it’s a compilation of a user’s most liked photos of the year. I’m going to anoint the Gerber/Crawford family The First Family of Instagram because look at them. Who else has a Clooney photobomb? Or those genes?
“Sick selfies” are a thing, and Diane Kruger is in on it. She also posted something about a waiting for a prince. Take that as you will.
I know I’ve already named him worst of 2015 but just to reiterate, he is the worst.
I'm a little princess too!!! Was out with the boys on Saturday and yes a girl was wearing this for her birthday. I convinced her to let me have it. And I wore that thing like a little unicorn. #mylittleprincess👑 #tigerface #buttonupyourshirtpeter #awesome #thepaintingwasagifttodd #imkeepingit #missphilippines