Martin Lawrence gets papped

June 1, 2015 16:20:38 Posted at June 1, 2015 16:20:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have been creeped at a restaurant once I think by another patron. And one time she was walking backstage at a Coldplay show and in the background you could see him. But there’s never been a pap shot of them in the same frame with both their faces before. At least I can’t remember it. So this is the best we’ve got…

Last night, after the U2 show in LA, Martin Lawrence arriving together at Chateau Marmont for the party. At one point, Bono was in the car with them too. And Brad Pitt was also (separately) photographed arriving. Apparently Jennifer hid behind the seat and snuck over to another car later when they were leaving…?

God, that’s exhausting. I mean, it’s U2. Everyone was on high alert knowing the celebrity attraction to U2. Also, it’s the Chateau. The paps squat at the Chateau. And most nights you can’t get into the Chateau if your name isn’t on a clipboard, held by a woman who’s paid to scowl at you if you pull up in a cab. Even then you might get some resistance. But Martin Lawrence? They don’t need the clipboard, no matter the night. For them, it’s access always. Because they’re one of the specials. And part of being a special is that people want to take your picture and find out who you’re dating. That’s what you call a tradeoff. Which is what everyone but celebrities understand – nothing good comes for free.

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