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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Her nipples, his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2011 16:36:04 November 28, 2011 16:36:04
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Not sure why it had to be a big ass deal this weekend that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the movies and almost ran into Brad Pitt and his children. They didn’t. So, really, in the end, it’s like they were at the same place, a week or a month or even a year apart. Because the result was exactly the same. Full Story

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Jay! Nick! Daisy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 17:52:17 November 18, 2011 17:52:17
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These are the best shots yet from the set of The Great Gatsby in Sydney of Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, and Carey Mulligan as Jay, Nick, and Daisy directed by Baz Luhrmann...in 3D. I looooooove Carey’s hair so much. And Leo’s little wave, what do you think of Leo’s little wave? Leo just celebrated his 37th birthday last week in New York the same day J Edgar opened to mixed reviews and a box office of $11 million, so even though his performance has been praised, the film’s modest to underwhelming response could mean he just misses the final 5 for a Best Actor nomination. Full Story

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The realest romance ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 17:16:23 November 15, 2011 17:16:23
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Kellan Lutz has some kind of new piece. You don’t need to know the name. You just need to know, as they’re clearly working so hard to prove, that they are legitimately into each other and that she’s, like, his true bonafide. In the subtlest way possible. I mean, you can barely tell, right? Compared to them, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are like public porn. Full Story

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Is this what you’re staying for?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:52:05 November 10, 2011 17:52:05
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You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the cover-up of alleged child abuse, then realised he f-cked up, then deleted his tweets, then apologised, then promised he won’t be tweeting anymore until he figures out how to manage his feed. Full Story

The Oscars go KABOOM no more

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 9, 2011 15:41:35 November 9, 2011 15:41:35
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It’s been a rough week for Brett Ratner. First Olivia Munn outs him as the pervy director who jacked off in front of her while holding a shrimp, then he admitted to banging Munn, but not the shrimp/jacking off part, then Tower Heist was a disappointment, then he went on Howard Stern and apologized for making Munn sound like a tart but proceeded to share off-color remarks about his sex life. Full Story

Are you tiring of Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 20:56:05 November 8, 2011 20:56:05
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A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so (laughing about Bruce Robinson, The Rum Diary director, falling off the wagon made me a little uncomfortable). Full Story

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Poor SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 17:37:41 November 3, 2011 17:37:41

Sarah Jessica Parker went to the Melbourne Cup Carnival today and had to hang out with Elizabeth Hurley and that vile Shane Warne she’s engaged to. Some people are really good at not letting their inside thoughts show up on their faces. This ...is not one of my skills. My friend Laura - the one with the Robert Pattinson problem - she’s even worse, or better, depending how you see it. Full Story

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No, no, he’s not a dick at all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 23:30:35 November 1, 2011 23:30:35
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Hugh Grant is a father. Us Weekly broke the story that the 51 year old welcomed a baby girl in October. There is no official word on who the mother is but multiple outlets are speculating that she’s a Chinese actress called Tinglan Hong with whom Hugh was seen earlier this year. Full Story

Cheating bareback

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2011 14:33:34 October 12, 2011 14:33:34

So here’s the new issue of Us Weekly featuring Ashton Kutcher and 22 year old Sara Leal who doesn’t look like she regrets the way she landed her first magazine cover. Sara goes into full detail about what went down that night in San Diego. More on that in a minute. Full Story

All natural Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 18:53:41 October 11, 2011 18:53:41
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Jessica Biel arrived at LAX the other day in a toque and a bare face. I mean, if it isn’t a bare face, it’s as close as it gets. She’s beautiful. Maybe even a little smug right now. After all, Justin came to get her back. After all the cheating. And in the mind of a clinger, this qualifies as a win. We are about 2 weeks away from the release of Pippy’s new movie In Time with Amanda Seyfried, co-starring his rumoured one-time hook-up Olivia Wilde. Full Story

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