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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Gwyneth & Chris: it was a romantic night

September 8, 2011 07:41:04 Posted at September 8, 2011 07:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coach hosted a party last night in honour of the brand’s new spokesperson Gwyneth Paltrow. She wore an orange dress and clashed it with red shoes. I normally hate red shoes. But I love red shoes when paired with an orange dress. I might have to rip this off. Gwyneth was joined inside her event by Mario Testino, all kinds of Euro elite, and some royalty too. Full Story

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George Lucas keeps ruining our childhood

September 6, 2011 07:45:00 Posted at September 6, 2011 07:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Last year was the 30th anniversary of Empire Strikes Back. I’m not a huge Star Wars nerd, but I’m enough of a Star Wars nerd to be excited about this, especially since the Field Museum hosted a charity screening of Empire, which afterward included a cocktail reception honoring Lucas. Full Story

Two bad drunks

August 29, 2011 13:29:51 Posted at August 29, 2011 13:29:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shia LaBeouf attended a party the other night in Hollywood with his girlfriend. He was seated with Marilyn Manson. Life & Style says he got drunk and started spraying people with water from his mouth. Then he stalked off in a rage, followed by his whimpering date. Page Six Full Story

Can you find a kind feeling?

August 24, 2011 14:32:12 Posted at August 24, 2011 14:32:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Ashton Kutcher arriving at Letterman presumably to promote his new starring role on Two and a Half Men. When Ashton obscures his looks, and he’s a very good looking man, there are very few kind things I can find to say about him. Look at him. He looks like a smug douche. With his try to be cheeky bowtie and his try to be I just grabbed these wrinkled pants pants and his I’m so much smarter and techier than you expression. Full Story

That Pippy sure is gracious

August 5, 2011 11:54:00 Posted at August 5, 2011 11:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a post on Cele|bitchy today about how kind Justin Timberlake was recently at a club to one of the servers. Not! Pips ordered a glass of champagne, then barked at the poor girl because it was too flat. Full Story

Reads in trees, compliments himself

July 29, 2011 08:36:19 Posted at July 29, 2011 08:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott in New York, seeing that I was sh-tting on Kellan, being the bitchy, encouraging person that he is, sent me a scan from a recent issue of Us Weekly with an interview of Kellan Lutz. Full Story

Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants

July 28, 2011 08:35:51 Posted at July 28, 2011 08:35:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s beautiful. Elegant, strong, handsome. Full Story

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Who will Justin blame this time?

July 26, 2011 12:36:48 Posted at July 26, 2011 12:36:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friends With Benefits was a big hit at the box office this weekend... Not! Look, it wasn’t a disaster but it was barely better if not worse than a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy and, at just over $18 million, it did NOT out-earn its doppelganger No Strings Attached which opened at $19. Full Story

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Justin ... “Not”

July 22, 2011 08:39:01 Posted at July 22, 2011 08:39:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’ll make sense for you in a minute. Let me set the scene: Last night, as we do when we’re covering these festivals and conventions, we get together at the end of the night for some drinks before we hit the party. We compare stories – how was your day, who did you get, how was your interview, do you think you have enough b-roll? – and sometimes we agree and sometimes we disagree, and that’s normal because you can’t all get along with the same people and it’s a great way to exchange information and compare observations. Full Story

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Right in his age range

July 19, 2011 09:59:52 Posted at July 19, 2011 09:59:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The story broke yesterday – E! reported that Demi Lovato, 18, and Ryan Phillippe, 36, have been hooking up. Us Weekly followed with corroborating sources, despite denials from both Lovato and Phillippe. Full Story

James Franco, you sound like Lindsay Lohan

July 12, 2011 06:57:23 Posted at July 12, 2011 06:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More from his interview with Playboy (click here for yesterday’s post if you missed it when he said he knew better than the Academy) and, well, it’s pure narcissism on display now. James Franco is obsessed with James Franco. He’ll probably call that an “art project” too. Full Story