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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

The Artist vs The Professor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2011 18:07:20 December 20, 2011 18:07:20

You’ve heard about this lawsuit, I’m sure. Click here for a more extensive explanation. In short, Dr Jose Angel Santana was an assistant arts professor at NYU. He failed James Franco for only attending 2 of his 14 lectures. Then the university fired him. Full Story

James Franco: On Twilight & The Descendants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 16:14:19 December 13, 2011 16:14:19
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James Franco is a movie critic. For the Paris Review. And his latest piece is a study of Twilight 4 and The Descendants which... I mean I guess I kind of love him for comparing boring The Descendants to the boring ass mess that was Twilight 4. Because, as you know, as I’ve noted a few times now, I feel like The Descendants is SO overrated (click here Full Story

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Her nipples, his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2011 16:36:04 November 28, 2011 16:36:04
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Not sure why it had to be a big ass deal this weekend that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the movies and almost ran into Brad Pitt and his children. They didn’t. So, really, in the end, it’s like they were at the same place, a week or a month or even a year apart. Because the result was exactly the same. Full Story

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Jay! Nick! Daisy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 17:52:17 November 18, 2011 17:52:17
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These are the best shots yet from the set of The Great Gatsby in Sydney of Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, and Carey Mulligan as Jay, Nick, and Daisy directed by Baz Luhrmann...in 3D. I looooooove Carey’s hair so much. And Leo’s little wave, what do you think of Leo’s little wave? Leo just celebrated his 37th birthday last week in New York the same day J Edgar opened to mixed reviews and a box office of $11 million, so even though his performance has been praised, the film’s modest to underwhelming response could mean he just misses the final 5 for a Best Actor nomination. Full Story

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The realest romance ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2011 17:16:23 November 15, 2011 17:16:23
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Kellan Lutz has some kind of new piece. You don’t need to know the name. You just need to know, as they’re clearly working so hard to prove, that they are legitimately into each other and that she’s, like, his true bonafide. In the subtlest way possible. I mean, you can barely tell, right? Compared to them, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are like public porn. Full Story

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Is this what you’re staying for?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:52:05 November 10, 2011 17:52:05
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You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the cover-up of alleged child abuse, then realised he f-cked up, then deleted his tweets, then apologised, then promised he won’t be tweeting anymore until he figures out how to manage his feed. Full Story

The Oscars go KABOOM no more

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 9, 2011 15:41:35 November 9, 2011 15:41:35
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It’s been a rough week for Brett Ratner. First Olivia Munn outs him as the pervy director who jacked off in front of her while holding a shrimp, then he admitted to banging Munn, but not the shrimp/jacking off part, then Tower Heist was a disappointment, then he went on Howard Stern and apologized for making Munn sound like a tart but proceeded to share off-color remarks about his sex life. Full Story

Are you tiring of Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 20:56:05 November 8, 2011 20:56:05
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A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so (laughing about Bruce Robinson, The Rum Diary director, falling off the wagon made me a little uncomfortable). Full Story

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Poor SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 17:37:41 November 3, 2011 17:37:41

Sarah Jessica Parker went to the Melbourne Cup Carnival today and had to hang out with Elizabeth Hurley and that vile Shane Warne she’s engaged to. Some people are really good at not letting their inside thoughts show up on their faces. This ...is not one of my skills. My friend Laura - the one with the Robert Pattinson problem - she’s even worse, or better, depending how you see it. Full Story

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No, no, he’s not a dick at all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 23:30:35 November 1, 2011 23:30:35
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Hugh Grant is a father. Us Weekly broke the story that the 51 year old welcomed a baby girl in October. There is no official word on who the mother is but multiple outlets are speculating that she’s a Chinese actress called Tinglan Hong with whom Hugh was seen earlier this year. Full Story