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Johnny Depp’s nighttime “truths”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2018 17:48:17 June 21, 2018 17:48:17
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The cover of this month’s Rolling Stone features Cardi B and Offset. Underneath their headline is a Rolling Stone exclusive, “The Troubled World of Johnny Depp”. The article was published online today. It is over 10,000 words. There was a time when a 10,000 word exclusive interview with Johnny Depp would have been worth at least a cover. Full Story

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Timothy Olyphant joins Tarantino’s bad idea

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 14, 2018 19:08:07 May 14, 2018 19:08:07
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In the wake of Quentin Tarantino’s apology tour earlier this year, I’ve been revisiting his movies, and it occurred to me, while re-watching Pulp Fiction, that the pitch for that movie would have sounded INSANE. Full Story

TJ Miller got arrested

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 11, 2018 13:33:35 April 11, 2018 13:33:35
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No, you don’t say! Whoever could have seen it coming? Who could have predicted that this guy would end up in some kind of official trouble? What warning signs did we overlook besides all of them? How could we have seen this totally foreseeable mess arriving right on cue? After an entire year of combative interviews Full Story

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Dear Gossips,

“There is pride to be had where the prejudicial is practiced with precision in the trenchant triage of tactile terminations.”  Remind me, if I ever forget, to never alliterate again.  That sentence, if you want to call it a sentence, is from Sean Penn’s new book Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff.  Read Full Intro