King and Queen of TV B-List

At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party…

Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie.

Please.

In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and several Dancing Sh-t cast members – Eva probably was the queen of the night, what with her soap opera Ken Paves hairstyle and some dress that looks recycled because even she knew it was a slow Tuesday in Hollywood.

On a brighter note for many of you ladies out there…

A lot of requests come in for Simon Baker.

Simon Baker was Prom King to Eva’s Prom Queen at B-List High. Some days he just doesn’t do it for me. Today is one of those days. He’s better when he’s not smiling.


Photos from Wenn.com

Posted at 7:15 AM