King and Queen of TV B-List

At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party…

Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie.

Please.

In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and several Dancing Sh-t cast members – Eva probably was the queen of the night, what with her soap opera Ken Paves hairstyle and some dress that looks recycled because even she knew it was a slow Tuesday in Hollywood.

On a brighter note for many of you ladies out there…

A lot of requests come in for Simon Baker.

Simon Baker was Prom King to Eva’s Prom Queen at B-List High. Some days he just doesn’t do it for me. Today is one of those days. He’s better when he’s not smiling.


Photos from Wenn.com

Posted on Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 7:15 AM