Fifty Shades of bush

February 11, 2015 20:53:27 Posted at February 11, 2015 20:53:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here are Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan “in character” for W Magazine. Two days. Are you ready? Are you ready to get horny?!!???

Don’t front like you’re not going.

They’re projecting $60 million on the low end and $90 million on the high end. That means more than a few of you are going. Are you going to wear a mask?

The reviews?

When I checked this morning on Rotten Tomatoes, it was hovering above 60%. At post time, it’s dropped to 40%. And I’m sure that’ll go even lower. But there were some critics who didn’t think it was total sh-t. In fact, of the 6 or 7 reviews I read, all of them made a point to say that the book was so f-cking terrible that the movie could only be better.

How do you think EL James is processing that?

Or, at this point, since her writing has already been so pissed on, does it not even matter because she’s living large and has a hit movie series to her credit?

Now, onto the important news…

Sam Taylor-Johnson talked to the Huffington Post about the grooming in the film:

“There’s pubic hair! She actually has a bush, which is fantastic! It was a conscious choice. (Dakota) and I had a very funny discussion about the arc and journey of her pubic hair…that she should start one way, and she goes on this journey with it, and in line with how it’s written in the book is the journey of that.”

None of that bush, however, is visible here:

I’ll let you know tomorrow. I’m heading to a screening tonight with my friends Courtney and Jess. We’ve promised to breathe all over each other.

Click here to see more shots of the W Magazine spread.


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