Gossip Girl Articles
You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music box, what? I don’t know what. Full Story
Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up a good point: Jackie Kennedy would NEVER have confronted Marilyn. Full Story
We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and some demands) wondering about our recaps. Full Story
The episodes keep getting more pointless and ridiculous and this time there was no dress porn. No joy at all. Also Vanessa’s moral spray came back and sucked the happiness out of everyone. We were forced to care about Tripp, we continued to marvel at how Jenny doesn’t matter, we wondered why an 18 year is all of a sudden David Plouffe, and Robert Pattinson should sue Patrick Roberts for being too short and gross. Full Story
They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is an important attribute when casting for Pattinson clone. Full Story
It was hyped as the boy on boy kiss episode but in the end there wasn’t enough tongue. There wasn’t enough anything. Actually no, there was too much Vanessa. Always too much Vanessa. And that hair. Sigh. Has our show left us? Why are Blair and Chuck middle aged? Why is he her life coach? It’s getting so bad even Dan is almost tolerable. Full Story
You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in suck. Gossip Girl has sucked all season. Full Story
Like she can go missing for entire episodes at a time… doesn’t matter. Taylor Momsen conveniently forgets about this when she talks about how university isn’t important ... Full Story
Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent from an entire episode. Here she is in New York today, Lindsay Lohan’s protégé, trying to be useful. Full Story
In my books Leighton Meester rarely loses out to Blake Lively. But last night at the Emmys, sigh, Leighton stumbled. Even with that horse ass tail of a hairstyle, Blake took this one heads ups. Yeah it was a titty show, as it’s always a titty show when it comes to Lively, but she’s 22, and she has a sick body, and at least this time the dress fit, and the makeup was great, and as far as obscenities go, comparatively speaking, her breasts weren’t so ridiculously faceslapping. Full Story
Not gross. Can hardly believe it. Candid photos of Ed Westwick that don’t make me want to turn out the light. Shamef-ck? Is that really you? Your feet are not disgusting me. I don’t see your chest hair. What’s happening? Ed and Leighton Meester walked to set together continuing to shoot the new season of Gossip Girl. Full Story
As revealed yesterday – spoiler alert – Chuck Bass on this season’s Gossip Girl will kiss a boy for Blair. The boy will be played by Neal Bledsoe and he was spotted on set today with Ed Westwick. Full Story
SPOILER! Ausiello is reporting that Gossip Girl will go maybe gaybe early this season with Chuck Bass who snogs a boy called Josh Ellis because Blair needs Josh to pick her to deliver the freshman speech. Full Story
Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York this week. Joanna Garcia plays Nate’s new love interest. Full Story
Many of you have emailed about whether or not Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie are still together. This should answer your question? He was photographed coming out of her trailer today in New York on the set of Gossip Girl. And Scott S emailed the other day (thanks Scott, say hi to Laney and Judson!) to say that he saw them at Union Square on Saturday so it sounds like Mike’s been with her the whole time…because he has a lot of time… NHL training camps don’t begin for another couple of weeks but even so, Mike was not re-signed by the Ottawa Senators and so far no one has picked him up as a free agent. Full Story
Duana hosted Lara’s stag a couple of weeks ago. And now everyone’s counting down to Lara’s wedding. But Lara is fixated on Gossip Girl. She emailed this morning hoping for photos of Hilary Duff on the set and imagining her and Chuck together. Clearly the bride has priorities. Our priorities at a party for Lara however are photos. Full Story
Taylor Momsen celebrated her 16th birthday yesterday by performing with her band Pretty Reckless in New York. As you can see, she looks 16 the way Miley Cyrus does. And the way Ali Lohan does. In other words, 35 and plucked. Awesome. Taylor is also celebrating her Teen Vogue cover and an interview that serves to convince us of her maturity and artistry. Full Story
Us Weekly is reporting that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have broken up. Chace couldn’t stand to live with Ed anymore because he’s filthy so he’s now renting a place on his own. Full Story
Last week androgynous Chace Crawford turned up like this – click here - after a new hair cut. Then Zac Efron did the same. Now the two are indistinguishable. Full Story
This is not Astro Boy come to life. Not a Manga character dressed up in New York. Also not an escaped Elf. No. None of the above. This is Chace Crawford shooting Season 3 of Gossip Girl looking not like a hermaphrodite with both vagina and penis but like androgen – no vagine, no peen. It’s the hair, obviously, but also those features – so delicate, so pretty, so ambiguous. Full Story
