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While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan Jett biopic and hanging out with Joan Jett herself.

Please.

Getting screamed at by crazy ADULT fans, or having Joan Jett personally coach you…

Who had the better day?

By the way, there’s video of yesterday’s mauling. Even funnier, and more disturbing, than the photos. I particularly enjoy the part when you can hear some lunatic say:

We love you so much!

Then there’s the “Please! Please!” and you can hear some sobbing too.

Of course there’s the moment when he’s grabbed around the neck by the one in green but you’ll note that the attempt is followed up by a second lunatic in blue who tries to do the same but gets thwarted.

Fontrum. So. Much. Fontrum.

Twi-hards = endless entertainment



Photos from Flynetonline.com and AVM/VLUV/Splashnewsonline.com and SCOTT/GVK/Bauergriffinonline.com

Robert Pattinson in NY, Kristen Stewart hangs out with Joan Jett

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