Best Friend Bodies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2016 15:45:34 December 14, 2016 15:45:34

Alpha Wolf, Leonardo DiCaprio, has been in Mexico this week with his loyal companion wolf, Lukas Haas. Again, I’m so curious about how the wolves are ranked. Is it like the mafia? If Alpha Wolf is like the Boss, the capo famiglia, who’s the underboss? Is there a consigliere? I don’t think Lukas is powerful enough to be either an underboss or a consigliere. Lukas is a soldier, for life. And he has been rewarded handsomely for his loyalty. Soldier Wolf Lukas is so dedicated to the Boss Wolf that he’s even grown his body to match.

Check them out on the beach together yesterday with an unidentified female who doesn’t look to me like Nina Agdal, although Page Six is reporting that she’s there with them. Nina has been the Leo Bonafide for 2016. She turns 25 years old in March though. And it’s been a long time since Leo’s dated anyone 25 or older, maybe since he was 25 himself. Will Nina make it? How far beyond 25 will she make it? How many days past 25 can he stand to look at her before, as Edward Norton joked, he starts looking for Israeli models who are just about to turn 18? If Nina does make it through 25, does that mean we have to start complimenting him for being age-positive? 

AKM-GSI, Splash News

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