Gran's worst dress?
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I don't remember hating a Nicole Kidman dress as much as I hate the one she wore last night at the Celebrate Life Ball in Melbourne. Is it maybe her worst dress of all time?
Definitely a contender, non?
And I say this because, as you know, as we've seen, Nicole's standard is high. Sometimes her standard sh-ts are someone else's bests. But this one, oh my God, it's piss poor on every level. Look at the gaping in the breast area. Look at how cheap the material is. It's Pamela Anderson quality is what it is. I can't actually believe this is Nicole Kidman.