Smutty Social Media, April 26, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at April 26, 2017 21:57:00 April 26, 2017 21:57:00

This quiz was very hard but satisfying. I got the same score as Walt, which makes me feel a little better about barely passing.   I AM NOT A TRUE FAN OF BREAKING BAD! That's what I'm told-Damn. I got 12 out of 20! How do you measure up? https://t.co/R17YgrZCFB Full Story

“F-cky F-ck” and Kitty Pong!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2017 20:40:52 April 26, 2017 20:40:52
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Gabriel Olsen/ Gregg DeGuire/ John Phillips/ Getty Images

All kinds of Crazy Rich Asians casting updates! Awkwafina, who just wrapped on Oceans 8, will play Goh Peik Lin, Rachel’s best friend. Rachel, of course, is Constance Wu. Goh Peik Lin lives in Singapore. She and her family sort of give Rachel all the inside baseball on the Singapore social scene. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2017 19:10:05 April 26, 2017 19:10:05

Diva Sh-t is the best sh-t! (Dlisted) 

Ryan Gosling got a haircut, I think? (Just Jared) 

Princess Kate isn’t into horses (Cele|bitchy) 

Ummm… I’m pretty sure Rob Lowe knows how to role play during sex (TooFab) 

Brooklyn Beckham’s new ride (TMZ) 

The fake Kardashian-Jenner brother (The Superficial) 

These pants are indeed dumb as f-ck (Go Fug Yourself) 

The return of Shania Twain! (Jezebel) 

I have never seen this movie and I don’t miss what I’m missing (Pajiba) 

Life finds a way

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 26, 2017 16:42:37 April 26, 2017 16:42:37
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Stringer/ Reuters/ Splash News

To give you things you didn’t even know you want, such as Jeff Goldblum returning to the Jurassic franchise as sexy mathematician Dr. Ian Malcolm. Last night it was announced that Goldblum will be in the as yet untitled Jurassic World sequel, joining Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard, who will hopefully not be running around in high heels this time (the heels were stupid in and of themselves, but audiences also latched onto them because Jurassic World has a lot of problems under the spectacle and they came to represent that cognitive dissonance). Full Story

Jessica Biel’s New York premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2017 15:54:34 April 26, 2017 15:54:34
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Gilbert Carrasquillo/ Mike Pont/ Josiah Kamau/ Getty Images, Felipe Ramales/ Splash News

Jessica Biel was in New York yesterday to promote her upcoming series The Sinner at the Tribeca Film Festival. The series will premiere in August on USA. It’s an 8 episode series about a woman who violently murders a stranger while at the beach with her husband and kids. Full Story

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Mila’s Home Reno Project

Maria Posted by Maria at April 26, 2017 14:41:37 April 26, 2017 14:41:37
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WENN

Have you ever fallen into a Houzz hole? It’s such a fascinating concept because before visual-based social media, like Pinterest and Instagram, homes were mostly private. Unless your home made it into a design magazine, no one besides the people closest to you – friends and family – would see the updated tile job in the guest bath. Full Story

April 26, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2017 14:10:46 April 26, 2017 14:10:46

For Jessica and Josh with love from Celia – CONGRATULATIONS on your pregnancy! And I LOVE the “Gwyneth + Chris” recreation! PS I don’t know if this sounds weird but the top of Josh’s head looks like Tom Brady’s.    Full Story