Everybody’s talking about Renee

October 21, 2014 14:12:16 Posted at October 21, 2014 14:12:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The ELLE Women in Hollywood event was last night. Renee Zellweger walked the carpet with boyfriend Doyle Bramhall II. Even The Telegraph is asking the question...

It’s hard not to ask the question, I get it.

For starters, the makeup isn’t great. At least it’s not photographing great. And maybe the lighting is a problem? I don’t know. It didn’t seem to be a problem for anyone else. So…beyond the makeup…

They’re saying she’s unrecognisable. Or too recognisable. I call it LA Face.  This face is everywhere in LA. Every movie producer is married to an LA Face, and every LA Face is f-cking an agent, or installing a nanny cam in her husband’s office, or planning her fourth 50th birthday party...

But then again, we talk about choices. If she’s made that choice, it’s her choice. Nicole Kidman has made that choice. So much. Joan Rivers, too, made that choice over and over and over and over again. The difference, I guess, is that Joan came by it honestly.

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