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Celebrities who deserve to be told to sit DOWN.

Justin Timberlake: Overall Oscars Worst

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2017 23:46:11 February 27, 2017 23:46:11
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There is no dress that was as bad as Justin Timberlake last night. No outfit as hideous as his behaviour. No hairstyle as goddamn f-cking heinous as his need not only to make himself the story but to make his story part of everyone else’s story too. Full Story

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George Lopez goes off

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at February 8, 2017 14:51:16 February 8, 2017 14:51:16
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Yesterday, Sasha sent me a video of George Lopez berating a female fan after he tells a racist joke and asked me to write about it. Sasha never does this so I know it really pissed her off. I also know this because she called him George F-cking Lopez. Here’s the video TMZ posted of George F-cking Lopez kicking the fan out of his show Full Story

Supermodel Throwdown

Maria Posted by Maria at October 18, 2016 15:35:37 October 18, 2016 15:35:37

There’s girl sh-t, boy sh-t, sibling sh-t, and then there’s Supermodel Sh-t. We don’t get it often, mostly because the real supermodels don’t give a lot of interviews. But when it happens it’s glorious because their shade has been honed in an industry that values judgyness and c-ntiness (see: Tom Ford, Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld). Full Story

Tom Hardy is an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2015 17:12:00 December 21, 2015 17:12:00
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The Revenant junket happened the other day. Tom Hardy was available for interviews. But, actually, not really. Hitfix’s Drew McWeeny was supposed to interview Tom and was f-cked over. Normally when that happens, we’re too afraid to talk sh-t about the celebrity because we don’t want to be blacklisted by the studios for upcoming opportunities. Full Story

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Shame, Ridiculous 6. Shame, shame.

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 14, 2015 20:47:59 December 14, 2015 20:47:59
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After an incident on set in which several Native American actors—and the cultural advisor—walked off Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6, Netflix released a (sh*tty) non-apology basically saying we were harshing their mellow by overreacting because the movie is “broad satire” and the diverse cast is “in on the joke”. Full Story

JT bows down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2015 20:56:00 November 3, 2015 20:56:00
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Justin Timberlake showed up at the ASCAP Country Music Awards last night in Nashville to present Trisha Yearwood with the Voice of Music Award alongside former President Jimmy Carter. As a general rule, when you present to someone, do you think you should honour the person and, you know, step the f-ck back and let them be recognised? Or… do you think you should make it as entertaining as possible and therefore become part of the conversation? How would JT answer this question? Look at him bowing down on stage in front of Trisha. Full Story

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Jared Leto is ruining The Joker

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 27, 2015 18:55:43 October 27, 2015 18:55:43

And not because he looks like a Juggalo or because I think he’ll do a bad job of it, but just because every time Jared Leto talks about ANYTHING, I want to punch him in the face. He’s so far up his own f*cking ass it’s unbearable. We get it—playing The Joker in the wake of Heath Ledger’s (much beloved, much praised) performance is a tall order. Full Story

Britney vs Iggy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2015 19:36:27 June 30, 2015 19:36:27
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A couple of days ago, Iggy Azalea was asked on Twitter about Pretty Girls, her collaboration with Britney Spears, and why the song didn’t do very well: @rhuancesarr its difficult to send a song up the charts without additional promo and tv performances etc. Full Story

Sit DOWN, Scott Eastwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2015 19:49:48 March 11, 2015 19:49:48
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I’ve said it before but not for a while because he’s not a regular here so let’s repeat it: Scott Eastwood? I’m not a believer. Not my jam. He is for some of you though. When those pictures came out a couple of years ago in Town & Country, I think even Sarah paid attention for about five minutes. Full Story

Sit DOWN, Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 14:47:43 February 9, 2015 14:47:43
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Nicole Kidman’s Thierry Mugler last night was one of the carpet’s best. But f-ck her, we’re not giving her the satisfaction. Because did you watch her interview with Ryan Seacrest? He asks her the question. He asks her about the dress. She pauses. And then, “I don’t know what to say”. Full Story

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