Smutty Roundup: Madonna’s tour, Nick in blue, and Robin Thicke is still gross
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Madonna was in Milan yesterday to promote Rebel Heart in a red dress cinched at the waist with maybe not the most flattering shoes. And, to no one’s surprise, there will be a tour. So far 35 cities have been announced. Click here for dates and locations. You know what? In 25 years, I don’t think I’ve missed a single one. Streaks are good. So, yeah, I’m going to buy tickets and hope that she gives us a lot of old school and not a lot of American Life.
Nick Cannon showed up in grey-blue at the auditions for America’s Got Talent today in New Jersey. GREAT shoes. As you know, Nick is no longer with Mimi. And appears to be thriving. Meanwhile, this is Mimi’s last post on Instagram: she’s quoting her own songs for self-inspiration. Our butterfly is preparing to fly. Fly Butterfly. Please FLY.
Oh look, here’s Robin Thicke at the gas station in Hollywood. I’m sure it’s breaking news to you that he had a young blonde with him. Who the f-ck would bother with this guy if he wasn’t famous? Picture Him On Top Of You and tell me you’re not bleeding regret and despair.