Angelina Jolie Gossip
Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie lifting her up and boo boo gooey goeying her… so cute. Full Story
Nothing’s hotter than Pitt Porn but Brad with his kids comes a quivering close second. The Pitts hit the beach with The Edge on Sunday with Maddox, Miss Zahara, and Pax who was all over daddy to the delight of the photographers taking these postcard perfect images. He’s incredibly sexy when he’s with his children, non? And chosen by the sexiest woman alive who chose him to be their father. Full Story
Check out photos of Brad and Angelina over the weekend, reportedly staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat and also popping out for a few hours via helicopter on Saturday with Miss Zahara. Apparently they went to suss out a large property, evidently still looking to purchase a home. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Time Magazine has unveiled its list of 100 Most Influential – you think the Almighty Opes is mighty pissed that for all the pontificating she does, she actually came in lower than Brad and Angelina in the Heroes and Pioneers category? Oh no they didn’t. Time Magazine has just crossed Oprah Winfrey. Time Magazine will get the gears.
As for Pitts, it was George Clooney who wrote about their philanthropic efforts, their commitment to helping others and their tireless campaign to raise awareness about the causes they’ve championed. You can read the article here.
When will Angelina ever make it on to Oprah’s show? Or has Oprah promised Jennifer Aniston it will never happen? Discuss.
Congratulations to: Shelley P, Andrea R, Cindy A, Rocio V, and Shelley M for winning the FNL Season 2 DVD!
Finally it’s Friday. Am online all day. Check back often!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Keeping it Legal is not Ryan Phillippe.
PPS. For those of you in Vancouver…check out the Laugh for Leukemia event on May 6th – Vancouver Theatre Sports at Granville Island! Call 604-561-8756 for tickets or email Laugh-for-Leukemia@hotmail.com
By the Brangelunatics! But first – style before smut. Here’s my girl at the LA premiere of Iron Man last night in a killer jumpsuit few could pull off showing off her flat chest. LOVE no tits! Love the plunging back! Gwyneth’s appearance on Jonathan Ross will air Friday in the UK and in an effort ingratiate herself with normal people, she reveals that she’s given up her macriobiotic diet (since having children) and now loves fried food and red wine:"I was seriously macrobiotic for four years. Full Story
They’re on the move! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their 4 children, with the Second Coming safely ensconced in Angie’s stomach, reportedly arrived in Nice on Monday and are staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Full Story
Oh happy day! It’ll be a good weekend for sure for the Brangelunatics as new photos of a bright and beautiful Angelina Jolie have just been released. The Second Coming continues to grow and the entire world can barely stand it. Six weeks? Eight weeks? One gift from God or will there be two??? The Pitts aren’t talking which is why everyone else is talking. Full Story
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both had projects premiering at Cannes last year and their arrival totally made the festival, leaving all of us who were lucky enough to be there publicly aroused by their Pitt Porn. Click here... Full Story
Angelina Jolie is in Washington – Brangelunatics freaking out because she took the kids to the Air & Space Museum. Also attended an event with her BFF Mariane Pearl and showed off the Second Coming. Beautiful colour on her, non? How long before Star Magazine and/or Life & Style or In Touch Weekly start making up stories that Angie and Mariane are lesbian lovers? Give it 6 months. Full Story
The source was Star Magazine – the always, always reliable Star Magazine. The same magazine that slaps a Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie break up story on their cover every other week. Star Magazine broke the news on Saturday that the Pitts had wed in New Orleans. Full Story
Is there a wedge heel requirement in every one of her movies? Check out Jennifer Aniston in a blue tank and shorts on set in Miami for Marley & Me. She looks amazing…but here’s the thing: given that there’s never much variation in her appearance – same hair, same tan, same style – putting her in wedges all the time, it’s hard to differentiate between her movies, you know what I mean? Like… which romantic comedy was that? When she played Rachel in love with God? Or when she broke up with Vince Vaughn? Or the time Rachel was in a movie with a ferret and Ben Stiller? It all blends into one. Full Story
Now THAT is an ass. And it belongs to Jennifer Aniston, enjoying her day off in Miami by doing what she does best, sunning herself in Miami but thankfully not shouting at the ocean. Jen’s in a much better place these days. But that ass. That ass. Her hair and her ass. The only two things she can lord over Angelina Jolie. Full Story
One sexy beast to another – Bill Clinton and Brad Pitt this weekend in New Orleans joining forces and foundations to help those devastated by Katrina. Together they broke ground on the building site where new homes will be constructed over 10 blocks, providing housing for victims of the hurricane. Full Story
Strange… I reported earlier that Angelina and Brad had put an offer on a house in France according to Us Weekly. My sources in France however tells me that that’s apparently news to the owners and the guests: “The deal is France is that once you have put an offer on the house to all other potential buyers the house is immediately off the market, sadly this one (at least the one mentioned by Us Weekly) is still on the market. Full Story
The Second Coming took to the skies with mom the other day as Angelina Jolie piloted a small plane in Texas. Those things make me nervous – so small they look like toys. Word is the Pitts have plunked down an offer... Full Story
This one’s for the bump freaks. Angelina Jolie today in Austin, Texas after dropping Maddox off at school and picking up a few books at Barnes & Noble – the kind of errand any mom can relate to…and therefore a great occasion for a photo. As you can see, Angie’s belly is unsuspicious and unremarkable – there’s no doubt about this one… unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, who officially confirmed well before the Pitts. Full Story
In response to your emails yesterday, many from soon to be moms!, about Angelina Jolie’s pink dress at the airport in Austin –attached. From Gerard Darel, the spring collection. Angie’s stylist Jen Rade ordered three for her client after seeing the dress on Charlotte Gainsbourg in the catalogue. Full Story
For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs money and this is his semi-annual way of hittin’ up his brother in law? Whatever the reason, he f&cked up again. Full Story
Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s chest and restored the legendary beauty that’s been missing for many months. Full Story
Every few months or so, a new rumour surfaces that St John has fired Angelina Jolie. Every few months or so the company denies the reports. Every few months or so, people expect that that’s a canned answer and that a quiet announcement will follow about Angelina and St John parting ways amicably. Full Story
