Smutty Social Media, December 12, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at December 12, 2017 19:27:34 December 12, 2017 19:27:34

I really, really want Tiffany Haddish to get an Oscar nomination. 

What happens in “The Mariah Suite”? Champagne from the taps, skinny mirrors on every wall and year-round Christmas decorations. The wake-up call is the gentle fluttering of hundreds of butterfly wings. 

 

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I almost bought a teddy bear sweater yesterday. The problem is that I look like an actual teddy bear in it. 

 

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Could no one pay for the shot so that the watermark is removed? 

 

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The self-selected holiday gift should be a thing that is part of a December budget. Because if you are going to spend days/weeks shopping and wrapping and planning, it’s nice to have a reward at the end. 

 

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I don’t want nerds to yell at me for asking this, but why does Pepper Potts have bangs? Is it to adhere to the comics or a creative choice for the films?

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Comedian Jenny Johnson has been posting well wishers from her followers in the form of creative stocking formations. 

 

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