Monday, August 21, 2017

Dear Gossips,

You have your special glasses ready? Or did you make a pinhole? The total solar eclipse is happening at some point today, depending on where you live. And also, on a cruise ship called the Oasis of the Seas, Bonnie Tyler will be performing Total Eclipse Of The Heart just as the moon covers the sun.  Read Full Intro

What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2017 20:20:06 August 21, 2017 20:20:06

I wholeheartedly agree with “Tutti Frutti” as the name for this baby. It’s not like we’ve never known a Tootie before. Also I just want to read what Duana would say about it. Like would she try to relate “Tutti” to … I dunno… Tutankhamen? Tutankhamen is, surprisingly, not a name that Duana has recommended yet in her Duana Names name nerd column. Full Story

Show Your Work: The Kardashian Decade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2017 20:04:02 August 21, 2017 20:04:02

If you’re surprised that the Kardashians are the lead story on this week’s episode of Show Your Work, you’re not alone. Duana was expecting a fight when she pitched it to me last week after The Hollywood Reporter featured them in their latest issue, an oral history of how the Kardashian decade came to be. Full Story

Game Of Thrones: Drop the creeper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2017 14:52:23 August 21, 2017 14:52:23

There have been a lot of complaints this season about the unrealistic timelines on Game Of Thrones. How voyages that once took months if not years are now happening in five minutes, sometimes less. It didn’t really bother me until last night. They’re cramming so much into these last two shortened seasons that there’s no time to breathe and to process. Full Story

Logan Lucky is Ocean’s 7-11

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 21, 2017 14:36:36 August 21, 2017 14:36:36
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That’s an actual joke in the movie, that the heist at the center of the film is “Ocean’s 7-11”. And it’s appropriate, because Logan Lucky, a perfectly delightful heist flick from one of the best crafters of heist flicks, is a beat-for-beat remake of 2001’s Ocean’s 11 remake. Full Story

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August 21, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2017 13:51:57 August 21, 2017 13:51:57
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David M. Benett/ Andrew H. Walker/ Jeff Kravitz/ Lynn Goldsmith/ PA Images/ Gilbert Carrasquillo/ Getty Images

Kara! Happy Eclipse Birthday from your husband Brian who requested for you Oscar Isaac, James Marsden, and Leslie Odom Jr. To Tracy from Kristen – Happy Birthday! September is indeed looming. To make the approach easier, here are Robbie Williams circa Take That and Donnie Wahlberg circa Step By Step. Full Story

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