Friday, November 16, 2018

Dear Gossips, 

Many eastern cities in Canada and the US are dealing with the first snowstorm of the season. I was watching local New York City news last night and this was the big story – the collisions, the transit delays, it was a terrible afternoon commute. Most people were really inconvenienced by the weather. 

You know who wasn’t? 

Our glittering, skinny Butterfly, obviously. Snow means the holiday season. And the holiday season means Christmas. And she owns Christmas. What’s Mimi’s favourite word at Christmas? This should be a Jeopardy answer: this word is the opposite of “bleak” in Mariah Carey’s vocabulary. 

What is “Festive”!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on

So she’s riding around New York, promoting her new album, Caution, just released today, and PLAYING HER OWN SONG…

And she claims that they normally don’t play it until they get to Aspen? 

As IFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. 

But OK, fine. If she says so, let’s let her have it. Never mind the series of Christmas concerts she performs every year before she heads to Aspen and “All I Want For Christmas is You” is always, always part of the performance so in her mind, is that the technicality? If she’s singing it herself, it means she’s not PLAYING it and listening to it… I guess? This is classic Mimi. She makes up and lives by all kinds of specific Mimi-fied rules. Like in her world, there are no birthdays, only anniversaries. She can only sleep with specific air requirements – humidifiers all over the place. And she apparently can only sleep with Apple TV set up in her room. Stairs are bad. Flat shoes are bad. We could spend all day doing this. I wish I could spend my days – with her – observing all the rules. This, however, is the most important rule: 

Or wait, no. Maybe it’s the “angles” rule. Certain angles only.

She looks great in this angle, doesn’t she? In her white dress, so f-cking skinny and hot and sexy and young, with all her upcoming promotional appearances – this is the only angle we should ever see her from, ever. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey
 

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Dear Gossips,

Mariah Carey’s new album, Caution, comes out tomorrow. Mimi’s previous album, Glitter, is currently #2 on iTunes. It’s a surprise. It happened because of the Lambily and the movement they call #JusticeForGlitter.  Read Full Intro

What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2018 21:06:20 November 15, 2018 21:06:20

Tom Cruise continues to be Ethan Hunt. And after 30 years, he’s playing Pete “Maverick” Mitchell again. But he will no longer be known as Jack Reacher. I don’t know about these books, haven’t ever read one. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and most of you had issues from the very beginning about his height. Full Story

Florence Pugh is everywhere

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 15, 2018 20:42:29 November 15, 2018 20:42:29
Photos:
Mike Marsland/ Getty Images

Florence Pugh broke out with Lady Macbeth in 2016, and now, as is wont to happen, she is everywhere. She is currently on Netflix, being underutilized in Outlaw King. She will next be seen in The Little Drummer Girl with Alexander Skarsgard, and she is filming Greta Gerwig’s new take on Little Women. Full Story

Kacey Musgraves: CMAs Best Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2018 20:26:50 November 15, 2018 20:26:50
Photos:
Terry Wyatt/ John Shearer/ Jason Kempin/ Jason Davis/ Erika Goldring/ Getty Images

This is not an outfit I expected to see at the Country Music Association Awards. At the same time, it’s a really, really country outfit. Which kinda describes what I’m learning about Kacey Musgraves and her career.  According to The Ringer, Kacey “beat the CMAs by not joining them Full Story

View All 13 Photos

Who is Justin Bieber?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2018 19:56:20 November 15, 2018 19:56:20
Photos:
Backgrid

This is the question Justin Bieber is supposedly asking Justin Bieber. A source tells PEOPLE that: “He’s happy and content. He is in love with Hailey. She encourages him to do whatever he wants to do, and is encouraging him in this season of self-discovery. Full Story

Celebrity Social Media, November 15, 2018

Maria Posted by Maria at November 15, 2018 19:18:44 November 15, 2018 19:18:44
Photos:
Backgrid

Chris Noth is one of those people that looks like they were born in their adult form, you know what I mean? Can you imagine toddler Chris Noth? Not really. He looks the same as he did on Law & Order decades ago.           Full Story

The Favourite begins campaigning

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 15, 2018 18:10:16 November 15, 2018 18:10:16

The Favourite is one of my favorite films of the year—yes, I see that, too—and it will be rolling out starting next week, beginning a hopeful Oscar charge. Leading the way on that is a cover feature in The Hollywood Reporter with its trio of stars, Olivia Colman Full Story

Keith and his “baby girl” Nicole

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at November 15, 2018 17:10:33 November 15, 2018 17:10:33
Photos:
Wenn, John Shearer/ Getty Images

Keith Urban won Entertainer of The Year at the CMA Awards. He was shocked, and not in a Taylor Swift Surprised Face way. He was genuinely surprised and so was everyone around him, including his “baby girl” Nicole Kidman.  Keith and Nicole love love. They love showing off how much they love their love. Full Story

View All 13 Photos

Creed II premieres in NYC 

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at November 15, 2018 16:28:47 November 15, 2018 16:28:47
Photos:
Wenn, John Lamparski/ Daniel Zuchnik/ Getty Images

Michael B Jordan is in Toronto today promoting Creed II. He is not coming on our show and I have to be at work instead of casually showing up where he’ll be and initiating my 9-step “Casual Run-in With MBJ, Make Him Fall in Love with Me” plan so I don’t want to talk about Michael Bae Jordan Full Story

View All 21 Photos