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Gwyneth Paltrow: Emmys Worst Outfit (Lainey)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2019 16:55:15 September 23, 2019 16:55:15
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Amy Sussman/ Frederic J Brown/ Rich Polk/ Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

Once upon a time, after Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt broke up, and he started dating Jennifer Aniston, G infamously referred to Jen as “that TV girl”. G, of course, was film. She was blessed by Oscar, and back then, the Movies > TV hierarchy seemed indestructible – TV was where you started in order to get to the real prize: working in film. Full Story

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Emilia Clarke: Emmys Worst Outfit (Duana) 

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2019 16:31:21 September 23, 2019 16:31:21
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To me, the question is always “what was it supposed to look like?” What was the style inspiration? Usually we don’t know for a few days until an exhausted stylist gives an interview (if the look went well) or not – but Emilia Clarke had a definite look in mind, and told everyone her inspiration up front (read the caption):           Full Story

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Taylor made, but for who?

Maria Posted by Maria at August 22, 2019 14:11:52 August 22, 2019 14:11:52
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Taylor Swift performed in Central Park this morning on Good Morning America. Lainey will be posting about that soon. Here we focus on her collaboration with Stella McCartney.   There comes a time in a very famous woman’s life when she escapes LA (or New York) for a life in the UK, where she will swap out kombucha for hot tea and start dropping “rubbish” into casual conversation. Full Story

Bradley & Irina to co-parent in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2019 15:45:02 July 18, 2019 15:45:02
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It’s been just over a month since news broke that Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk ended their relationship. According to TMZ, the two have agreed to live and co-parent their daughter in New York instead of LA: Sources connected to the former couple tell us, they have agreed to joint legal and physical custody of 2-year-old Lea De Seine. Full Story

“She just wants to look pretty”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2019 15:38:00 May 6, 2019 15:38:00
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Tonight is the Met Gala. It’s worth repeating, as we do every year, that the Met Gala is not an ordinary red carpet. The basics never seem to understand this which is why they think Blake Lively is Best Dressed year after year even though, year after year, she shows up in a ball gown – which is not the point. Full Story

Blake & Ryan’s world premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2019 15:05:26 May 3, 2019 15:05:26
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds attended the world premiere of Pokemon: Detective Pikachu in New York last night and it was also the world premiere of their third pregnancy. Blake wore yellow, on theme, and of course news that they’re expecting another child is making headlines around the world, a bonus for the movie opening next week as it hopes Avengers: Endgame will slow down by then. Full Story

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Taylor & the Khaleesi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2019 16:07:29 April 24, 2019 16:07:29
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Have you noticed that while everyone on Game of Thrones calls Daenerys “Your Grace” except for f-cking Jorah Mormont who’s still going around calling her “Khaleesi”? (Even Jon Snow, in public, calls her “Your Grace”.) I don’t know the official reason for it but my read is that Jorah has adopted it as a term of endearment, that perv, I hate him so much and I’m so mad at Sam for giving him that sword because it probably means he’ll survive the Battle of Winterfell. Full Story

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Space heroes on the BIV spectrum

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 23, 2019 13:20:58 April 23, 2019 13:20:58
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Wenn, Alberto E Rodriguez/ Jon Kopaloff/ Valerie Macon/ Stefanie Keenan/ Amy Sussman/ Steve Granitz/ Getty Images

Oh my god the purple carpet was SO BIG at the Avengers: Endgame premiere last night. It felt a little like the Oscars, or the Met Gala, or Cannes, or any event, really, where it’s just constant “this person! And this person! THAT person!”. Lainey and I were emailing beforehand about who was covering whom, and she begrudgingly gave me Brie Larson, saying, “She’s going to wear something f-cking amazing, I can feel it. Full Story

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Timothy Olyphant, Silver Fox

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 9, 2019 19:03:55 April 9, 2019 19:03:55
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Astrid Stawiarz/ Roy Rochlin/ John Lamparski/ Getty Images

Lainey notifies me whenever there are new photos of Timothy Olyphant, because there are so rarely new photos of Timothy Olyphant. That might be why I didn’t realize he has gained so much silver in his hair—Timothy Olyphant has officially reached Silver Fox status. It’s a good look on him. Full Story

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Michael B Jordan wins the carpet and Black Panther wins everything 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2019 13:29:56 April 1, 2019 13:29:56
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Rich Fury/ Earl Gibson III/ Frazer Harrison/ Liliane Lathan/ Gregg DeGuire/ Getty Images

Black Panther was the big winner at the NAACP Image Awards this weekend winning Outstanding Motion Picture, Director for Ryan Coogler, Ensemble cast, Actor for Chadwick Boseman, Supporting Actor and Actress for Michael B Jordan and Danai Gurira, Breakthrough Performance for Letitia Wright, and several more. Full Story

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Julia Roberts: Oscar Worst Dressed (Kathleen) 

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at February 25, 2019 21:18:14 February 25, 2019 21:18:14
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Whatever Julia Roberts’ equivalent of the Beygency is, Duana is its president. Duana and her Best Friend’s Wedding Party (I just made this up since Duana says Julia stans are too old for a fan nickname) will want to come for me based on the headline of this post alone. OK, bring it. I can handle it. Full Story

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