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Unbelievable, outrageous, or ridiculous celebrity statements or moves worthy of this kind of reply.

Lights, Camera, Pretention!

Maria Posted by Maria at February 6, 2015 18:04:53 February 6, 2015 18:04:53

Sometimes when I’m in mixed company and people ask what I do, I get some flack for being an entertainment writer. Usually it’s from men, and it’s always a bit of a condescending take: entertainment news is shallow, it’s silly to like gossip, tabloids are for dumb people, it’s dangerous to worship at the feet of celebrities etc. Full Story

Is James Franco corrupting art?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 16:51:06 April 23, 2014 16:51:06

Welcome back to the Sasha Answers Podcast! Sorry we skipped last week, but we had some scheduling issues but alas we are at it again! On today's show: debriefing on our hits and misses from the MET Gala while passing judgement (fairly or unfairly) on Gisele Bundchen, when to share personal details about your past, and how to support your friend without sacrificing your bank account. Full Story

The blow-jobbiest article ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 15:59:06 January 24, 2014 15:59:06
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

You remember a couple of summers ago everyone was wearing these sheer long skirts? They were all peach coloured. Either green or peach. One of the reasons I hate peach. I feel like she’s too good for this colour.  Full Story

Aloof AND Self-possessed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2013 13:27:35 August 23, 2013 13:27:35
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Hi Hayley, I'd love to get your advice on how much cardio I need in my exercise routine please. I'm currently doing 2-3 boot camp sessions a week, plus maybe one pilates and one yoga class. I'm generally happy with how I look, even though I'm carrying a couple of extra kilos since having kids which I would ideally like to shed, but I'm aware I don't have the diligence to do this - I don't want to give up the occasional treat like wine or dark chocolate. Full Story

James Franco on a plane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 19:01:21 July 24, 2013 19:01:21
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wowcelebritytv/ Splash

Have you seen Spring Breakers yet? I put it on my iPad for my flight from Vancouver to Toronto the other day. Not really the best idea. Watching it on one of the plane’s personal seat viewers is one thing. But viewing it from your iPad, with much better resolution, so that the people around you can see your screen if they’re looking, is totally different. Full Story

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Posh Benedict

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 16, 2012 15:29:56 August 16, 2012 15:29:56
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Ben Pruchnie/Getty

Hi Sasha, I have a bit of a sticky situation with someone I will most likely be sharing parts of my life with for the foreseeable future. I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years, serious relationship. His brother has a girlfriend/babymomma. They have two young kids (under 3) with a third on the way. Full Story

Anne Hathaway’s short hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 15:20:30 April 9, 2012 15:20:30
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Can we just assume from now on that if Eddie Redmayne shows up on a carpet, he’s automatically the Best Dressed Male? Great jacket, good shirt, good pants, good boots, good hair, and without a lot of Try. He totally has it together.    Full Story

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Justin ... “Not”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2011 08:39:01 July 22, 2011 08:39:01

That’ll make sense for you in a minute. Let me set the scene: Last night, as we do when we’re covering these festivals and conventions, we get together at the end of the night for some drinks before we hit the party. We compare stories – how was your day, who did you get, how was your interview, do you think you have enough b-roll? – and sometimes we agree and sometimes we disagree, and that’s normal because you can’t all get along with the same people and it’s a great way to exchange information and compare observations. Full Story

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Another monumental As IF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2011 07:31:00 July 8, 2011 07:31:00

Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page in a post titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX" to prove she’s never had Botox by posting these attached photos of herself scrunching up her forehead like that sh-t is all natural. Full Story