A week after his wedding, Brad Pitt spent the weekend in New York shooting a short film that will also feature Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio, directed by Martin Scorsese. That’s a well cut black suit. Wedding suit? Probably not. He probably has 50 suits. The man loves his clothes, even though he keeps wearing outfits over and over again. And this ridiculous orange hat.

What’s the short film?

Seems like all short films now are commercials. It’s a f-cking commercial. Just because an Oscar winner is directing it doesn’t make it less so. This particular COMMERCIAL is for Australian billionaire James Packer’s casino resort empire as they’re expanding through Asia – next stop Macau, where a movie star-themed property will open next year.

So, basically, Brad Pitt is collecting gambling money. Which, fine. Which is why I keep talking about matching funds for donations. If PEOPLE and HELLO are paying them millions to give to charity, why not give more money that actually comes out of their own accounts? A matching fund program is magic for non-profits. That’s what we are always working on at Covenant House Vancouver.

Christ Jesus, that f-cking hat. Am I going to have to hear about how one of his kids gave it to him?