What did I say the other day about Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk? They were papped kissing in New York. Kissing again in London earlier this week. It’s summer hormones. Summer hormones are always cranked to high. Summer turns us all into teenagers. At least it would appear that way for Coops as he and Irina couldn’t get enough of each other yesterday.

His hands?

Those are summer hands.

Summer hands like to travel. Summer hands search for skin around the back. Summer fingers look for grooves below the waist, getting in a few final feels before goodbye. She was seen flying out of Heathrow a few hours later. How long before she’s back?