This morning, Lainey wrote about Leo and Orly at Coachella. Someone creeped a photo from their house and it’s been floating around on Instagram. So many Doritos. But it is from this year? Leo’s top knot is making me question the timeline.
Solange met Joanne the Scammer but pulled the photo down. I’m devastated.
The most obnoxious genre in the flood of Coachella posts is the private plane, demonstrated here by Rita Ora and Ryan Phillippe. How have these two not hooked up yet?
Reese Witherspoon was there too, presumably with her daughter Ava.
In a new blog posts, Drew Barrymore calls Coachella a “revolving Woodstock of this generation that is purchasable.” I agree that it has evolved into a replicable (and consumer-driven) aesthetic carnival, but Woodstock was a landmark once-in-a-lifetime event. Coachella is more like Frozen for millennials – completely oversaturated.
This Easter Bunny has secrets.
Not sure about this 'Donnie Darko' remake. pic.twitter.com/pqDZCP8G0I
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Gwyneth Paltrow in the morning.
Having a monster opening weekend can’t save The Rock from in sweating his ass off in a Pikachu costume.
Katie Holmes is on vacation. With Jamie Foxx? US Weekly reported that they are ready to go public, but I don’t know if I believe it. One Instagram photo, or even hint, would accomplish a lot, they don’t need a kissing photoshoot on the rocks in Rhode Island. And still nothing. They continue to keep their sh-t tight.
Rihanna is the only one who can pull this off. No one else should attempt it.
