This week, the Goodreads Choice Award winners were announced. I love Goodreads, I use it all the time, I mostly trust the reviews (even if I don’t always agree with them). Yesterday, a few authors, including E.L. James, Caroline Kepnes (who wrote one of my favourite books of the last 5 years, You) and Colleen Hoover celebrated at SUR. If you are a Vanderpump Rules viewer, this will get you excited. And before Lainey shames us for watching bad TV, do you know who’s also a fan of VP Rules? Roxane Gay. She was tweeting about it last night. (Yes Katie is the absolute worst, this isn’t even up for a discussion.)
Why is Schwartz with Katie? She is Satan's handmaiden.
— roxane gay (@rgay) December 6, 2016
Patton Oswalt’s subtle Grammy campaign.
Dear #Grammy voters: The fact that @margaretcho runs a dog fighting ring should not influence your voting.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 6, 2016
Dear #Grammy voters: The postings by @amyschumer on the Stormfront website were done by an imposter. Pretty sure of it. I guess.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 6, 2016
Dear #Grammy voters: The 1000s of jpegs of nude children on @davidcrosss' hard drive were for a UNESCO collage. Give him an honest chance.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 6, 2016
Dear #Grammy voters: Unless you have proof of @TigNotaro's financing those 3 snuff films it shouldn't affect your voting.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 6, 2016
Some of Deepak Chopra’s advice sounds like it came from a Fitbit.
Mario Batali has a cooking series on Vice called Moltissimo and I wanted to watch this episode because it looks like they are enjoying cocktails. Considering all the rumblings about Jimmy Fallon, I was curious to see if he imbibed on camera. I only lasted about 2 minutes because he was being extra EXTRA. It’s a lot of Jimmy energy.
Cooking and laughing with @Mariobatali and @VICE https://t.co/Zv3SZ24xnt #Munchies
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) December 6, 2016
Is Instagram reverse psychology a thing? Because this post just made me assume TI and his wife Tiny are still having some issues from her run-in with Floyd Mayweather at Mariah’s Halloween party.
Miley wearing the ring Liam got her for her birthday. If the lower-tier tabloids insist on staying on break-up watch, they should look for this ring, not the diamond one.