Smutty Social Media, February 2, 2017

Gather ‘round, it’s storytime with Val Kilmer. He’s been reconnecting with social media and loves anecdotes – like the time 50 Cent gave him a red muscle car. A U2 concert with Daryl Hannah. A private jet with “pre-Brad” Angelina (and running into her recently on a commercial flight!). He also posts photos of abstract paintings. (They aren’t that abstract, they all look like vaginas.)

Once I tickled cool #LouReed @ a dinner I threw for him. He leaned in and said "I kno martial arts" So talented, but so tortured by his dad. pic.twitter.com/bPY1nGZXTM

— Val Kilmer (@valkilmer) February 1, 2017

Lewis Hamilton is 35, Sofia Richie is 18. He’s a Formula 1 driver and she’s not old enough to rent a car.

 

Killer 💕 @lewishamilton

A photo posted by Sofia Richie (@sofiarichie) on

Feb 1, 2017 at 11:31am PST

Major fashion world shakeup: Riccardo Tisci is out at Givenchy. He’s dressed Bey (several times), the Wests and Madonna for the Met Gala. Rumour has it he’s going to Versace.

 

Riccy🖤It has been more than a pleasure for me and I 😭writing this because the past 2 years of working for you & with you have been memories that I will never ever forget& cherish forever!..Any Givenchy campaign or show I would get booked for by you would still make my heart stop from excitement...I have never seen someone work the way you do with a genuine love for the art, design and fashion...❤You are a genius of our generation and I am so proud to call you a friend. A new chapter has started for you amore and I am so excited to see what you will do next. I love YOU Brother !! You are an inspiration to me and so many others.. I wish only success for you and @givenchyofficial in the future❤❤❤❤ #riccardoForever @riccardotisci17

A photo posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) on

Feb 2, 2017 at 8:41am PST

Is “school moms workout” the most LA activity ever? I mean, I would definitely go if Kate Hudson invited me. If it was anyone else I’d be like “ooooh I’d love to but can’t, I have [insert generic excuse here].”

 

Thank you @bodybysimone for helping us host a school moms workout with @fabletics last night 💃And I finally got my sis in law to a dance workout...it was a miracle!!! 🙏@ehud26

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on

Feb 2, 2017 at 8:24am PST

This is a similar look to what Kate Hudson was going for at the SAGs. The neckline and hemline feel so much fresher here. And no stupid flower.

 

Thanks for the night out + bringing friends together. 🙏🏻 @dior

A photo posted by Dianna Agron (@diannaagron) on

Feb 1, 2017 at 1:19pm PST

I have a friend who gets a major boner for David Duchovny so I’m including this for her. And all of you who might feel the same way.

 

Shooting the Garry Shandling documentary with Ed Solomon and David Duchovny.

A photo posted by Judd Apatow (@juddapatow) on

Feb 2, 2017 at 6:33am PST

“Entertainment media protects Seth Rogen.” If that were true where’s The Green Hornet sequel?

A reminder that Steve Bannon is an evil white supremacist whose website printed the strangest propaganda about me: pic.twitter.com/eB8VmmF8D1

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 30, 2017