Smutty Social Media, November 24, 2016

I vaguely remember hearing that Brie Larson was engaged and it turns out yes she still is.

 

To my chosen brother who definitely saw my talent before I did - the guy who sat next to me in the smallest coach seats listening to my life troubles and making me laugh. Remember in Switzerland when we were stranded after a screening and you asked a random guy how to get a taxi but instead he bought us beers and we just got to know him? Remember Disneyland??! You are a lover and protector of this world! Can't believe how far we've come. I don't mean that as an expression...I really can't believe it. You're married now to the coolest girl in the world. I'm engaged! We just made another movie together. It was a real fancy one!! And now I'm directing a movie with your movie family. It's all just too good. Love you Destin. Happy Birthday. You are real magic. Can't wait to live more life knowing you and Nik. ❤️💛💚💙💜

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Nov 23, 2016 at 6:21pm PST

That’s Noel Gallagher, correct? This bitch said Adele’s music is “for grannies” and he’s hanging with Rita No-Goddamn-Clue-What-Her-Real-Job-Is Ora.

 

The 3 musketeers 💁🏼🙅🏻🙅🏻‍♂️ thank you 💙

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Nov 23, 2016 at 4:44pm PST

Lindsay Lohan missed a tree lighting because of her busy schedule*. (*Slept in, yelled at her assistant, called her mom in hysterics, lost her passport.)

 

I am sending love and light. Happy holidays and in the New Year maybe we can light together with my family as well! #happythanksgiving

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

Nov 24, 2016 at 7:24am PST

Gwyneth’s consciously uncoupled Thanksgiving. Can you imagine her posting a photo like this when they were married?They wouldn’t even walk down the street together.

 

Here is to reunions, togetherness, family, and love love love. Happy thanksgiving eve, everyone. Love, gp

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Nov 23, 2016 at 4:27pm PST

Remember when you could smoke in McDonald’s and they had those gold disposable ashtrays.

Watched planes, trains, automobiles last night- my 8 yr old was blown away by the amount of cigarettes smoked indoors in it 😳

— p dubbs (@petewentz) November 23, 2016

There was a rumour floating around about Lindsey Vonn and Lewis Hamilton, a Formula 1 driver who seems to have a new girlfriend every week. Turns out she has a boyfriend, but it’s not him. And she wants us to know that.

 

Tomorrow is thanksgiving so before my family gets here I want to take the time and give thanks. Even though I'm injured, again🙄, I have so much to be thankful for; incredible friends, an amazing boyfriend, my family and a lot of loyal supporters. With my Uncle's passing it reminds me even more to appreciate what we have in life because you never know what the future holds. I hope everyone has a wonderful turkey day! With love❤️, lindsey

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Nov 23, 2016 at 11:30am PST

I’m usually not a huge fan of bangs but this is a great hair style on Hilary.

 

New bangs. Bang bang

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Nov 23, 2016 at 1:23pm PST

While Tobey Maguire has re-dedicated himself to the Wolf Pack (née Pussy Posse), his wife is at the White House saying goodbye to the Obamas.

 

I will cherish this experience for the rest of my life! Thank you President Obama, going to miss you ♥️

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Nov 23, 2016 at 1:08pm PST

Thinking of all Americans and the arguments that will happen at the dinner table this weekend. #blessed

 

Ugh how am I going to deal

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Nov 23, 2016 at 6:25pm PST