Chris Rock Gossip

There’s a headline that’s been going around today about Ali Wong and how she joked on Ellen DeGeneres’s show about writing a movie specifically so she could experience the joy of kissing Daniel Dae Kim and Keanu Reeves. Keanu is the biggest star in Always Be My Maybe, one of the biggest stars, period, so yeah, it’s understandable to assume that the fact that he’s in it is a major get. Full Story

This is the second weirdest headline of the week. It turns out that Chris Rock—yes, comedian and filmmaker Chris Rock—is a fan of the Saw horror franchise, you know, the torture porn movies with the serial killer who sets elaborate Rube Goldberg traps for his victims. Rock is such a big fan, in fact, that he pitched Lionsgate on a reimagining/spin-off of Saw, which is now being turned into a new movie due in 2020. Full Story

If you read Instagram comments (as I often do – for research, OK?!) you know that “come to Brazil” will inevitable appear on a celebrity post. It’s both a command and an invitation that’s become a meme. John Mayer recently joked about it; Katy Perry commented “lol Full Story

Miley Cyrus’s new song Malibu – it’s boring right? Come on, admit it. Even if you’re the most hardcore Miley fangirl, you can’t tell me that song is lighting you on fire. Full Story

That Brad Pitt piece in GQ  – as I wrote last week Full Story

We now know at least one thing that won’t suck about 2017. Chris Rock is going on tour. The comedian announced last night on Facebook Live that he’ll embark on an 18-date tour starting in February Full Story

I am strangely into Michelle Williams’s bangs. They shouldn’t work but they do. Her bone structure and the delicate wisps of hair remind me of Winona.   Congratulations to Michelle Williams on her #TonyAward Nomination, here dressed in #LouisVuitton by @nicolasghesquiere for the Meet the Nominees Press Reception in New York City. @thetonyawards Full Story

“My hope for The Ghost in the Shell is that some of the principal roles do end up going to Asian actors and this doesn’t turn into Exodus Part II,” I said last year, when Scarlett Johansson Full Story

Kendall and Gigi talk period boobs.   boob talk @gigihadid @voguemagazine Full Story

Lainey: The monologue was the expectation, wasn’t it? Chris Rock went hard in his Oscar monologue, for sure. In some unpredictable ways too. But it didn’t stop at the monologue. It wasn’t like, let’s get this monologue over with and get on with Hollywood fake sh-t for the rest of the show, like over 3 hours. Full Story