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Prince Andrew and Team York: amateur hour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 15:11:19 November 18, 2019 15:11:19
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It is the year 2019. And we are talking about the sweat glands of a member of the British royal family, the beloved second son of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of England. We have already talked extensively about his fat fingers. Now we’ve moved onto his sweat glands. So next time some posh f-ck tries to tell you what fork to use at dinner and what’s considered good etiquette and whether or not you should cross your legs, remind them that Prince Andrew’s fat fingers and sweat glands were discussed on television and eat with your goddamn fingers. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s “no holds barred” interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2019 17:01:12 November 15, 2019 17:01:12
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BBC Newsnight announced this morning that they’d landed an exclusive interview with Prince Andrew about his friend, the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. And they clearly have enough here to turn it into a one hour special on Saturday night.  WORLD EXCLUSIVE: In a #Newsnight Full Story

Taylor Swift asks for help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2019 15:25:46 November 15, 2019 15:25:46
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This past summer, at the end of June, Big Machine Label Group, Taylor Swift’s former label, the label she was signed to at the beginning of her career, and the label that released her first six albums, right up to reputation, was acquired by Ithaca Holdings Full Story

Leave James Dean Alone, You Ghouls

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 8, 2019 16:00:15 November 8, 2019 16:00:15
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This week in Utterly Ghoulish News, we learned that a pair of directors have “cast” “James Dean” in an upcoming Vietnam War movie called Finding Jack. The directors, Anton Ernst and Tati Golykh, are making their feature film directorial debut, and they have found the perfect way to guarantee their film gets lots and lots of free press. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s “forensics”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2019 13:53:12 October 28, 2019 13:53:12

Well I’m definitely not conflicted about writing about this one. This f-cking joker… Prince Andrew, the beneficiary of all the drama between House Cambridge and House Sussex last week, is trying to capitalise on his nephews’ bad press by going back to the “fat fingers defence Full Story

Justin Bieber’s Insta cats

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 1, 2019 16:37:46 October 1, 2019 16:37:46
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I have a cat named Pancake. She is very beautiful, and wherever she goes people comment on her appearance and her incredibly soft coat. Pancake waits for me at the door and likes to lie on my feet and follows me around and talks to me constantly. Pancake has the most personality of any pet I have ever owned. Full Story