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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Vanessa Hudgens’s Experience of the Coronavirus Pandemic

Prem Posted by Prem at March 18, 2020 14:34:12 March 18, 2020 14:34:12

We live in such a weird time right now. Added to the list of headlines that no one could ever predict is “Vanessa Hudgens apologizes for insensitive remarks about the coronavirus pandemic.” Yesterday Vanessa Hudgens addressed a recording of her Instagram Live from the previous day in which she both lamented the cancellation of Coachella (she’s basically the mascot) and expressed her views on the pandemic that’s been gripping the globe. Full Story

Gwyneth’s bad timing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2020 16:20:47 March 16, 2020 16:20:47

On Friday, the goop Instagram account posted the following photo about Gwyneth Paltrow’s outfit, retailing for about US$1000 with the caption:  “Most days you’ll find GP wearing G.Label with a pair of sneakers—which is one reason we make it an annual tradition to put together a fresh sneaker guide each year. Full Story

Like Trump has even seen Parasite

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 21, 2020 16:19:22 February 21, 2020 16:19:22
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Last night, Donald Trump held one of his creepy f-cking rallies in Colorado. During his speech, he took a shot at the Oscars and Parasite because, you know, they gave the top prize to a movie not in English, made by furriners, and that you have to READ on top of everything else. You can watch the clip, or you can scream for ninety seconds, whichever suits you. Full Story

Channing Tatum and Jessie J’s Grammys weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2020 17:17:16 January 27, 2020 17:17:16
Tommaso Boddi/ Stefanie Keenan/ Amy Sussman/ Kevin Mazur/ Jeff Kravitz/ Lester Cohen/ Gregg DeGuire/ Gabriel Olsen/ Araya Diaz/ Kevin Mazur/ Alberto E Rodriguez/ Getty Images

A couple of weeks ago, we heard about how Channing Tatum and Jessie J were spending time together again after breaking up late last year. Last week it was official: they’re back on Full Story

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Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 8, 2020 17:35:32 January 8, 2020 17:35:32
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The last week of the year is a liminal space. It is the abandoned shopping mall of time: It once was, it is not yet. Nothing happens in the last week of the year, when post-holiday blues and pre-New Year’s Eve nerves set in. And everything happens in the last week of the year, when we try to cram in all the year-end bullsh-t we can before time resumes counting. Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s promotional apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2019 15:21:58 December 5, 2019 15:21:58
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No but seriously, is this an apology? Or an advance promotional opportunity for his film, Palmer? Because it starts as an apology…and ends as a plug. Isn’t that what we all want out of an apology? For someone to say sorry and then pivot to them telling you about their new project? Well, that’s how Justin Timberlake does it. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s curious email

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2019 15:36:22 December 3, 2019 15:36:22
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The Virginia Roberts Giuffre interview aired last night on BBC Panorama and, even though she repeated the claims she’s been making consistently for years now, being that this was her first broadcast interview in the UK, home of Prince Andrew, she made headlines – as she should. Finally.  According to Virginia, she was sex trafficked to Prince Andrew by his friend, the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, three times. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson “can’t lie” 

Prem Posted by Prem at November 27, 2019 14:44:56 November 27, 2019 14:44:56

Vanity Fair released its Oscar issue yesterday featuring Scarlett Johansson on the cover and an interview with Scarjo that dives into her work on two Oscar contenders, Jojo Rabbit and Marriage Story, as well as details about the upcoming Black Widow solo movie, her recent divorce, and the difficulties of being a mother. Full Story