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#RoseTicoDeservedBetter  

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 8, 2020 17:35:32 January 8, 2020 17:35:32
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The last week of the year is a liminal space. It is the abandoned shopping mall of time: It once was, it is not yet. Nothing happens in the last week of the year, when post-holiday blues and pre-New Year’s Eve nerves set in. And everything happens in the last week of the year, when we try to cram in all the year-end bullsh-t we can before time resumes counting. Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s promotional apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2019 15:21:58 December 5, 2019 15:21:58
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No but seriously, is this an apology? Or an advance promotional opportunity for his film, Palmer? Because it starts as an apology…and ends as a plug. Isn’t that what we all want out of an apology? For someone to say sorry and then pivot to them telling you about their new project? Well, that’s how Justin Timberlake does it. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s curious email

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2019 15:36:22 December 3, 2019 15:36:22
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The Virginia Roberts Giuffre interview aired last night on BBC Panorama and, even though she repeated the claims she’s been making consistently for years now, being that this was her first broadcast interview in the UK, home of Prince Andrew, she made headlines – as she should. Finally.  According to Virginia, she was sex trafficked to Prince Andrew by his friend, the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, three times. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson “can’t lie” 

Prem Posted by Prem at November 27, 2019 14:44:56 November 27, 2019 14:44:56
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COLLIER SCHORR/ Vanity Fair

Vanity Fair released its Oscar issue yesterday featuring Scarlett Johansson on the cover and an interview with Scarjo that dives into her work on two Oscar contenders, Jojo Rabbit and Marriage Story, as well as details about the upcoming Black Widow solo movie, her recent divorce, and the difficulties of being a mother. Full Story

Prince Andrew and Team York: amateur hour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 15:11:19 November 18, 2019 15:11:19
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It is the year 2019. And we are talking about the sweat glands of a member of the British royal family, the beloved second son of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of England. We have already talked extensively about his fat fingers. Now we’ve moved onto his sweat glands. So next time some posh f-ck tries to tell you what fork to use at dinner and what’s considered good etiquette and whether or not you should cross your legs, remind them that Prince Andrew’s fat fingers and sweat glands were discussed on television and eat with your goddamn fingers. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s “no holds barred” interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2019 17:01:12 November 15, 2019 17:01:12
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BBC Newsnight announced this morning that they’d landed an exclusive interview with Prince Andrew about his friend, the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. And they clearly have enough here to turn it into a one hour special on Saturday night.  WORLD EXCLUSIVE: In a #Newsnight Full Story

Taylor Swift asks for help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2019 15:25:46 November 15, 2019 15:25:46
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This past summer, at the end of June, Big Machine Label Group, Taylor Swift’s former label, the label she was signed to at the beginning of her career, and the label that released her first six albums, right up to reputation, was acquired by Ithaca Holdings Full Story

Leave James Dean Alone, You Ghouls

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 8, 2019 16:00:15 November 8, 2019 16:00:15
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This week in Utterly Ghoulish News, we learned that a pair of directors have “cast” “James Dean” in an upcoming Vietnam War movie called Finding Jack. The directors, Anton Ernst and Tati Golykh, are making their feature film directorial debut, and they have found the perfect way to guarantee their film gets lots and lots of free press. Full Story