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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

ScarJo is back on her bullsh-t

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 15, 2019 15:52:28 July 15, 2019 15:52:28
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File this one under “Lessons Not Learned”. Over the weekend, Scarlett Johansson revived the controversy around her right to play whatever role she wants, be it animal, tree, or trans person. Remember last year when she backed out Full Story

The Influencer Callout No One Asked For

Maria Posted by Maria at July 10, 2019 19:17:49 July 10, 2019 19:17:49
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Instagram influencers are the easiest sub-set of “celebrities” to sh-t on because no one will ever stick up for an influencer. They are universally ridiculed and dismissed. So what am I doing here?  Amanda Seyfried posted two things about an influencer (who I’ll get to in a second). Full Story

Alex Rodriguez: here comes the namedropper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2019 15:58:08 June 26, 2019 15:58:08
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Alex Rodriguez is making entertainment headline news today for an interview he did in Sports Illustrated because he told a story about a celebrity – and that celebrity is not Jennifer Lopez, it’s Kylie Jenner. ARod f-cked up the details, but before we get to that, I want to underline the fact that he did an interview with SI, which would not normally make its way over to E! News, if not for his namedropping. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t want to be “exempt”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2019 19:53:58 June 10, 2019 19:53:58
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Ummm…really?  There are three headlines about Gwyneth Paltrow making the rounds today. Two of them are connected so we’ll deal with them in a minute. Let’s start with what she said about marriage to Brad Falchuk. In an interview with The Sunday Times Style magazine via the Daily Mail Full Story

Trump and the Young Royals 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2019 16:04:54 June 5, 2019 16:04:54

Those two blowhards, Donald Trump and Piers Morgan, sat down for an interview. You can read about it wherever you want to read about it. The only thing I want to say about it here is that Trump addressed the Meghan Markle thing again and clarified what he wanted to say the first time when he called her “nasty” and then denied calling her “nasty” even though there was video with audio of him calling him “nasty” – apparently what he really meant was:  “She was nasty to me, and that’s OK for her to be nasty. Full Story

Gucci F-cked Up…Again

Prem Posted by Prem at May 17, 2019 14:48:24 May 17, 2019 14:48:24
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Let’s revisit the Gucci Ready-to-Wear collection from Fall 2018. Back in February of last year, Gucci presented their Fall 2018 collection from Alessandro Michele. The Fall 2018 collection was famous for some of its models who carried disembodied copies of their heads on the runway and were the inspiration for Jared Leto’s look Full Story

Bond 25 actually tried it today

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 25, 2019 18:41:30 April 25, 2019 18:41:30

Yesterday I got a marketing email that completely baffled me. It was a “media alert!” announcing that this morning there would be a “live launch” of Bond 25, and as I read the email, I legit laughed out loud. They’re trying it? This week? THIS week of ALL weeks? This week and next week are the two busiest pop culture weeks of the year. Full Story

Rihanna’s “Geisha Chic”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2019 16:06:27 April 3, 2019 16:06:27

Rihanna’s Fenty Beauty has been one of the most successful beauty brands of the last decade. The products are fresh, high quality, and inclusive. But there’s been a stumble. Last week, Fenty Beauty released a new set of Killawatt highlighters and one of those shades was called “Geisha Chic”. Full Story