The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is tonight in Paris. This is when someone typically makes a Leonardo DiCaprio joke. Erin Foster’s come up with the best one so far. Erin is David Foster’s daughter. She and her sister were on a show called Barely Famous. Erin and Sara hang with a lot of famous people. They’re close with people like Kate Hudson and Courteney Cox, and Jennifer Meyer, Tobey Maguire’s ex-wife, is a good friend too. So check what Erin posted on Instagram:


Raise your hand if you've told Leo you're on the pill.

A photo posted by Erin Foster (@erinfoster) on

And check out who liked it:

A reader called Sarah sent that to me. Apparently Gwyneth also commented with a laughing emoji and so did Jennifer Meyer. So, when they get together for their Hollywood Blondes brunches to talk sh-t about everyone else in town, they’ve all probably also talked sh-t and laugh about Leo. When does talking sh-t become really f-cking weird though? Like Bella Hadid was on that plane. Bella just turned 20, she’s right in that Leo sweet spot. Bella is also Erin Foster’s stepsister. David Foster and Bella’s mother, Yolanda, were married through Bella’s adolescence. Leo would have, literally, watched her grow up. Right now Leo’s target f-ck pool is the sister group of the Hollywood Blondes club. But in a few years? Not even that many years? It’ll be their daughters and nieces.