Eva Longoria Gossip

Of course he couldn't resist the "you look familiar" bait. He loves telling people he's Scott Eastwood. But if someone has to ask, do they really know who you are? (And checking on free sunglasses on social media isn't cute.)   Lost my @persol sunglasses in austin last weekend. Had to go buy some at the mall today!!! Since they are handmade in italy i guess they are still making them for me over there. Hurry up and send me some more!!! Best sunglasses on the dam planet. Noquestion. P.s. as i was buying them this lovely lady who was helping me said. "You look so familiar. I just cant put my finger on it" i laughed and said. "People say i look like Scott Eastwood, except uglier" Full Story

Victoria Beckham is in Cannes. Don’t ask me what official business she’s there for. Does it matter? It’s Cannes. As you know, the Cannes carpet is the EXTRA carpet. This is where, if you want to, you can do MORE. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher has been active on social media for The Ranch, so I Googled a synopsis. It’s a Netflix sitcom about brothers trying to run a… ranch. I’ll get to it when I clean out my PVR as I’m currently behind on Jane the Virgin, The Path, Better Call Saul, The Magicians – TV is probably one of the few places Ashton has to wait in line. Full Story

Eva Longoria has a moment with Cool Pope Francis – probably one of the few times that hashtag is appropriate.   Praying with Pope Francis 🙏🏻 #Blessed #Literally Full Story

Kerry Washington, Eva Longoria, Elizabeth Banks, and Reese Witherspoon are featured together on the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly Full Story

It was the best joke. Because people expect jokes from Aziz Ansari and Ricky Gervais and Will Ferrell. Even from Amy Schumer. But they don’t expect jokes from ‘straight’ actresses, and that’s why it was so great to hear Eva and America point out that they were neither Gina nor Eva (Mendes) nor Rosario, but that they were possibly either Salma or Charo. Full Story

Bob Saget, Seth Green and Macaulay Culkin go for a stroll in Times Square. Wait, what?   Fun times last night after show in the #TimesSquare with friends @ClareGrant, Macaulay Culkin, and the master of the selfie, my pal @SethGreen. Full Story

George Clooney is getting married this weekend. What does that have to do with Eva Longoria? Oh come on. Don’t you remember? Click here for the background articles. Just in case you weren’t aware that everyone’s been waiting for Eva Longoria to come back to regular television, Deadline Full Story

Eva Longoria put out a press release a few weeks ago to let us know that she had a new boyfriend, Ernesto Arguello. Us? Or him? George Clooney, obviously. Even though she claims there was nothing happening. Was there nothing happening because there was really nothing, or was it because she pushed him too hard? So then the paps shot Eva and Ernesto all over the place, on holiday in Europe, house-hunting in LA, while George wasn’t paying attention, preferring to hang out in Como with his boys before going to work on Tomorrowland in British Columbia. Full Story

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association held a luncheon yesterday in Beverly Hills. You remember what Amy and Tina said of the HFPA at the Golden Globes? “There is no known cure for the Hollywood Foreign Press.” I just watched their opening monologue again. God that James Cameron joke still lands even after at least a dozen viewings. Full Story