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Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Dear Gossips,

If you’ve been visiting this site a while, you know how much I love gross sh-t. Dr Pimple Popper is just my appetiser. My self-care is panda videos and looking for the gnarliest, nastiest ooze and goo and body fungus I can find.  Read Full Intro

Noah Centineo has a blonde beard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2019 17:03:48 September 18, 2019 17:03:48
Emma McIntyre/ Jean Baptiste Lacroix/ Getty Images

Probably we don’t care about Noah Centineo right now as much as we cared about him exactly a year ago in the weeks following the release of To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before on Netflix and we were obsessed with Lara Jean Covey and Peter Kavinsky. We may care more about him in the coming weeks though as we near the release of the new Charlie’s Angels movie…maybe? I feel like we’re going to be more obsessed with the actual Angels, Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, and Ella Balinska. Full Story

Prince Andrew writes a messy letter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2019 13:54:36 August 26, 2019 13:54:36
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Most people seem to agree that Buckingham Palace courtiers had no hand in the statement that Prince Andrew released on Saturday August 24, 2019, almost exactly two weeks, to the day and hour, after Jeffrey Epstein “died by suicide”. Not only because the writing is a mess (which is so very unroyal, non?) but because… well… this tweet says it all: This is like the letter your client wants to hand up to the judge at his sentence hearing and you have to use all your powers of reasoning to explain to him why that is not a good idea. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s Foot Massage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2019 13:37:48 August 23, 2019 13:37:48
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I have to update my list from yesterday about how, in SNL Stefon’s voice, this Prince Andrew-Jeffrey Epstein story has everything: -a pedophile  -a madam -girls who say they were sex slaves -billionaires -politicians -government corruption -a beachside lair -country estates -New York mansion -private jets -mystery death … a Prince of England! AND NOW… Foot massages! Yesterday writer Evgeny Morozov published a piece in The New Republic Full Story

Prince Andrew peeping at the door

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2019 15:01:10 August 19, 2019 15:01:10
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Last Saturday morning, August 10, 2019, the number one news story around the world was the death of Jeffrey Epstein, supposedly by suicide. The next day, Prince Andrew joined his mother, Queen Elizabeth, at church in Scotland, both of them with big smiles on their faces. Perhaps they were hoping that this mess would blow over and that people would focus instead on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and their holiday to Ibiza on a private jet. Full Story

Johnny Depp’s new girlfriend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2019 15:41:07 February 13, 2019 15:41:07

Johnny Depp has been in Europe lately shooting a movie. A couple of weeks ago, he was seen boarding a private plane in Nice heading to Belgrade, surrounded by his usual entourage and there was also a young, attractive woman who was part of the group. In Belgrade, Johnny and the woman, still unidentified, were photographed kissing. Full Story

No Dick Energy

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 27, 2018 16:53:05 June 27, 2018 16:53:05

Lainey opened the site today by talking about the Big Dick Energy that is taking over social media and prompting all of us to wonder who in our friend group has BDE. (I’m going to posit that among the LG crew, Duana has the most BDE. Full Story