Harry Styles Gossip

The one thing Duana hates the most about me is that I can read and write in a moving car and she gets motion sickness and doesn’t understand how it doesn’t bother me. What does bother me is heat. When I’m hot I get nauseous and yesterday afternoon I got into a hot car and got nauseous and what saved me was reading the new Rolling Stone cover feature on Harry Styles Full Story

Harry Styles covers the new issue of Rolling Stone. It’ll be his second solo Rolling Stone cover – the last time was for the May 2017 issue which was around the time he was promoting his first solo album and its lead single, Sign of the Times, which I will now and forever associate with Love Island because they played it during one of the final episodes and Jacek was so into it (the show, I mean) and so moved by how the song worked in the scene that he added it to his library and texted me, “Christ, this show is f-cking me up, I just had to download a Harry Styles song”, LOL. Full Story

Baz Luhrmann is making a film about Elvis Presley. The story is reportedly about his early years and the relationship between Elvis and his manager Colonel Tom Parker who will be played by Tom Hanks. Baz co-wrote the script with Craig Pearce and I wonder about the source material. If you’ve been reading this site a while, you know I have a thing for Elvis. Full Story

A lot of straight men apparently don’t understand Camp (I’m looking at you Taron Egerton, Rami Malek, and Seth Myers). However, there were a few contenders for the Best Dressed Genderbender which makes what I’m about to say super controversial, but I’m here to say it anyway.   I didn’t like Harry Styles’s outfit at the Met Gala last night. Full Story

Harry Styles is who I was talking about in my previous post about Charlize Theron. She’s “shockingly available:”. He’s dated older women before. Don’t tell me he wouldn’t. Full Story

“I’m no authority on this.” Timothee Chalamet says this partway through his interview with Harry Styles for i-D magazine and to me, it’s a subtle indication of the tone of the whole piece. Timothee and Harry are heartthrobs. They are the teen dreams of this moment and, intentionally or not, they are a part of a cultural shift in the way we talk about masculinity. Full Story

Harry Styles is one of the faces of Gucci and his new campaign features little baby farm animals and their 2019 men’s tailoring collection. He’s done this to us before – pandered to the general public’s love of small furry things and a hot man in suits. He did it with puppies and cupcakes in a music video Full Story

I wanted to use these photos of Taylor Swift yesterday in New York so, while figuring out what to write in this post, I noticed that the first link in the google carousel was this headline at Cosmopolitan: Karlie Kloss Hung Out with Harry Styles, and Taylor Swift Fans Are Fully Spiraling This is about a picture that Diane Von Furstenberg posted two days ago that Maria referenced in Smutty Social Media Full Story

The only Hot Harry I recognize is back. Harry Styles has had a relatively quiet few months while he’s been on tour but his newly released Gucci campaign puts him back on top of the former One Direction boy band member rankings. The ranking goes like this: Harry, Zayn, Niall, Louis, and Liam. I don’t think I can tell Louis and Liam apart so let’s just put them as a tie for last place. Full Story