Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models.

Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers.

Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. WTF???

I"m the worst child-phobe, the asshole who holds the baby at arms length and walks around like it’s a wet towel. But even I know what to do with the sticky tape.

And this broad has 3 kids!!!

She"s also something of a model mogul. So why the need to play dumbass???

Here’s Heidi yesterday with the other genetic freaks boarding Virgin Air for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show at which the Spice Girls are scheduled to perform. I wonder how Posh will deal with David in the audience ogling everyone BUT his wife?

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