Most of us have been rethinking Johnny Depp for a while now. You know who else might be?

Amber Heard.

PEOPLE just posted an article titled:

Are Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Cooling Off?

Multiple sources tell PEOPLE that they’ve “slowed down” their wedding plans:

"There is no rush to marry at the moment," says a longtime friend of Depp. "Johnny is crazy in love with Amber, but there is turmoil in the relationship."

Turmoil? What turmoil? Turmoil meaning embarrassment? If you were engaged to this, would you be embarrassed?

She’s 28 years old. She’s trying to get to the next level. She’s just come off working on the Magic Mike sequel. And she has to go home …to this guy? Remember her face at that Don Rickles event earlier this year? I’ve reattached the photo and the original article is here.

I’ve seen that face recently. I saw it on Malia and Sasha Obama last week when they had to hang out with their dad, the President of the United States, while he was pardoning a couple of turkeys.

OK how much do you love that image? Duana and I could not get enough of it. As Duana described it, “they can’t imagine ever being more embarrassed than they are right then”.

This is the look of young exasperation. When old people are OLD and LAME and BORING and you have to tolerate them. It’s called being OVER IT. Amber Heard is over it. She might not be conscious of it yet, but she’s over it. Now will she figure it out before or after she becomes his wife?