I read a headline this morning on Gossip Cop:

Susan Sarandon And Jake Gyllenhaal NOT “Hooking Up,” Despite Report

How often do you learn about the denial before the original story? It’s rare.


Well, it comes from the Enquirer. In the latest issue, they’re claiming that Susan and Jakey are hooking up undercover. I guess because a couple of weeks ago they posed together at a Broadway show:

And, as we know, Susan’s last boyfriend, Jonathan Bricklin is around Jake’s age. They broke up after they started doing a reality show together.

The idea of Jake Gyllenhaal being with an older woman? Hell yes. But the oldest woman we know of that he’s been with has been Reese Witherspoon. It was a four year difference. You know who just came to mind though?

Jake Gyllenhaal and Charlize Theron.

He could help her with her sense of humour. I don’t think she was getting much of that in her last relationship.

Anyway, here’s Jake this week at Disneyland with his good friend Marcus Mumford. They went on rides together and shared a turkey leg. OMG the Disney turkey leg. Have you tried this turkey leg? I have.

I ate my way through Disneyland for The Social earlier this year. That turkey leg was next level. And I don’t normally like turkey. Because it’s boring. And dry. This turkey leg though, holy sh-t. I don’t know what they do, what they wrap it in, to cook it so that it stays that juicy but it was dripping all over, a beautiful thing, so beautiful you don’t want to share. Basically what I’m saying is that I can out-eat Jake Gyllenhaal and Marcus Mumford. Because after hoarding my own turkey leg I chased it down with a corn dog.