Production on the Fifty Shades Of Grey sequels wrapped in Vancouver last week. Filming is now happening in the South of France, on the beach in Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat where either Bono or Adam Clayton have a villa. Or maybe Bono’s is in Eze.

Anyway, Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan are there now and I don’t know the story but I’m assuming you do so you can fill in the blanks here about what’s happening. Do they f-ck on the beach? Tell me. If they do, I’ll go see it for the stimulation as an incentive to suffer through the movie. But right now, I’ll just focus on his blue swim trunks. Is it impossible to look like a billionaire in swim trunks? It’s a democratic piece of clothing.

PS. In case you’re wondering, there was some down time between scenes and Amelia Warner joined them for a swim at one point.