Jennifer Lawrence and her mother were photographed today in NYC ostensibly looking for a new apartment. She and Taylor Swift can trade off on hosting book club. True or false: no matter how old you are, your parents (if you are fortunate enough that your parents are still around) are involved in the home-hunting process, whether you like it or not. You don’t have a choice.
Sometimes it’s because they’re helping you out with the down payment. Sometimes it’s because they don’t think you can make such an expensive decision on your own. Sometimes it’s because your mother thinks you might buy a house that’s haunted. To me, this is one thing I don’t want to outgrow.
As you can see, Jennifer’s new hot bodyguard is once again on duty. Wonder what happened to the other guy. Wonder if he’s on holiday. Wonder if there’s an agency that specialises in attractive security. Wonder if every famewhore will be calling up that agency because they think it’ll increase their chances at getting papped. Wonder if that should have been Kellan Lutz’s job.