Princess AssTalk at the CMAs
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I posted on Twitter last night: ...the f-ck is asstalking Katherine Heigl doing at the CMAs? Maybe she's there to heckle Gwyneth Paltrow.
Did you know that AssTalking Heigl has fans?
They started tweet yelling at me. Something about the fact that her husband’s brother is a member of Lady Antebellum. Yes, um, exactly. A brother-in-law counts as family, doesn’t it?
Check her out, looking like a 50 year old at a Sunflower and Daisies Country Club Ball in a Barbara Walters dress and continuing her streak of f-cked up hair. This is why I call her the sister with the freak hands. See if you can spot her below.
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