It was ELLE Style Awards in London last night. Katy Perry wore Vivienne Westwood. It’s a good dress.

But that hair.

I can’t with this f-cking hair.

There are some people who could make this work. Lizzy Caplan? Sure. Lena Dunham? OK, I think I could work with that. Sienna Miller I could see.

Katy Perry?

Ridiculous.

And they called her the Woman of the Year.

Why does Katy Perry always get a pass?