Leonardo DiCaprio has no official reason to be in Cannes. Actually that’s not true. His official reason for being in Cannes is To Party. Always. Because it never gets old for him. Year after year, the yachts, the cheesy Euro clubs, the dance beats, the spraying of champagne all over model tits, this never gets old. Why would it ever get old? Can you blame him?
So here he is last night at Gotha Club surrounded by beautiful women. You see the brunette? How close she is, her back to his front? That looks, to me, like ass rubbing up grinding. There’s a blonde who wants to get in on some of that too. Maybe he took both at the same time later on?
You know who else was there?
Justin Bieber. Who had to take his shirt off.
And there it is. That’s my problem with Leo’s choices. Party? Fine. Party and f-ck, go ahead. Just… elevate the location, would you? Be more discerning about it? Leonardo DiCaprio is sharing party space with Justin Bieber. You telling me he has nowhere else to go? No. OK then. Well then this is what we’re doing. We’re putting Leonardo DiCaprio on the same social level as Justin Bieber. That’s a win for Bieber. Not a win at all for Leo, non?
