Liam Payne Gossip

That was quick. Last month, Liam Payne and Cheryl (good thing she never changed her last name to Payne) broke up after two and a half years and one baby named Bear. Photos have now surfaced of Liam and 20-year-old model Cairo Dwek holding hands in Italy last week.  If you remember Liam Full Story

Directioners, where you at? Do you still care about Liam Payne, the second least relevant ex-member of One Direction? I just had to Google to remind myself of Louis’ name so he’s officially at the bottom of the One Direction power rankings.  Liam and Cheryl (formerly Cole/Tweedy, who now just goes by one name apparently, lol OK sis) broke up two weeks ago, according to The Sun Full Story

That’s an all-caps title because it’s an all-caps event in the life of a Directioner. Do Directioners even exist anymore? Yes, apparently, they do. At least on Twitter, where they are freaking the f-ck out. But let’s backtrack. Liam Payne Full Story

Now that she’s not with her husband(s) anymore, can we go back to calling Cheryl Tweedy Cheryl Tweedy? Officially her name is Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and the UK papers are still calling her that. Eventually she’s going to change it though, right? Well, she did stick with Cheryl Cole for a long time… Meanwhile, half of you, maybe more, are all like, who the f-ck are you on about, Lainey? I know. Full Story

First shots of Louis Tomlinson since news broke earlier this week that he and one of the girls he was hooking up with in May are expecting a baby. Briana Jungwirth has apparently left her home Full Story

E! News wasted no time yesterday after Zayn Malik’s announcement that he’s quitting 1D in reporting that Harry Styles might be next. According to E! sources, Harry’s been telling his friends that he wants to get into acting and permanently move to LA. Full Story

Have received many emails asking me to post pictures of One Direction’s Liam Payne surfing in Sydney As you know, as far as 1D is concerned, I’m all about Harry Styles. But there are 5 of them, yes. And some of you have different preferences. So here are Liam and Louis on the water. I agree. Full Story

I couldn’t sleep last night, so I read, but one of the things that made it a little easier was that I discovered a book I forgot I bought on the Kindle. This is obviously an occupational hazard of the Kindle phenomenon and I play right into it. I am basically very responsible with money but I buy books as though they’re free, and as though it doesn’t add up when you get two a day. Full Story

What are you doing on August 30? It’s Labour Day weekend. Will you be at the cottage? On holiday somewhere? Working in the yard? BBQ? Fiona is coming here to Toronto from Vancouver that weekend. We miss each other so much. You think she’s going to mind if I drag her to the One Direction movie on our quality time together? I’m not actually sure she knows what a One Direction is. Full Story

There’s lots being said this week about the whole Jodie Foster coming out situation but, because my heart wants to drag things down to the lowest common denominator, I’d like to use this as an excuse to talk about how gay One Direction is…or at least how gay One Direction pretends to be. Full Story